"God, why did you string me along for so long. Could've made you feel better way sooner." ✧ working an office job can be so stressful. sometimes, you need to relax. go to the spa, get someone to massage you. or... get your dilf of a boss to give you a message ✧ before you read this fanfic, please know that this is a oneshot. i'm only doing like 1-2 chapters. don't expect a whole fanfic. if you cannot sexual themes or vulgar language then this fanfic is not for you! complete CNC! 「 based on: my pornhub search history 」

⊹˚˖ ︶꒷꒦︶ BREADTALK. nanami kento x fem!reader IN WHICH kento meets the girl he rejected back in high school, surprised that she's now a mom of three enthusiastic children. desperate to get married because it would raise his salary, he tries to swoon her but gets turned down. ──────── ❛❛ i really need you to marry me. ❜❜ ︶꒦꒷︶ .˚⊹

⊹˚˖ ︶꒷꒦︶ PARENTING 101 toji fushiguro x reader. IN WHICH toji reunites with his ex-girlfriend only to find out she's been taking care of his children for years. ──────── ❛❛ its getting tiring at this point teaching someone so shallow... ❜❜ ︶꒦꒷︶ .˚⊹

ɢᴏᴊᴏ ꜱᴀᴛᴏʀᴜ, ᴀ ꜰᴀᴍᴏᴜꜱ ꜱᴏʀᴄᴇʀᴇʀ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴊᴜᴊᴜꜱᴛᴜ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ʜᴀꜱ ᴀ ꜱᴍᴀʟʟ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ꜱᴇᴄʀᴇᴛ ʜᴇ'ꜱ ᴋᴇᴘᴛ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ʜɪꜱ ꜱᴛᴜᴅᴇɴᴛꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ʜɪɢʜᴇʀ ᴜᴘꜱ. ʜᴇ ʜᴀꜱ ᴀ ᴋɪᴅ. ʏ/ɴ ʟ/ɴ ʜᴀᴅ ɢᴏᴛᴛᴇɴ ᴘʀᴇɢɴᴀɴᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜɪꜱ ʙᴇꜱᴛ-ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅꜱ ᴄʜɪʟᴅ, ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴀᴅʟʏ. ꜱᴜɢᴀʀᴜ ɢᴇᴛᴏ, ʜᴀᴅ ᴘᴀꜱꜱᴇᴅ ᴀᴡᴀʏ ᴅᴜʀɪɴɢ ʜᴇʀ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ᴍᴏɴᴛʜ ᴏꜰ ᴘʀᴇɢɴᴀɴᴄʏ. ᴀɴᴅ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ, ʜᴇ ʜᴀᴅ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴛᴀᴋɪɢɴ ᴄᴀʀᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴡᴏ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ʜɪꜱ ꜰᴀᴍɪʟʏ. ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴꜱ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴍᴇɢᴜᴍɪ ʟᴇᴛꜱ ɪᴛ ꜱʟɪᴘ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɢᴏᴊᴏ ʜᴀꜱ ᴀ ᴋɪᴅ? ꜰɪɴᴅ ᴏᴜᴛ ;) ---------------- ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ ꜱᴘᴏɪʟᴇʀꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀɴɪᴍᴇ ꜱᴘᴏɪʟᴇʀꜱ. Used to be known as 'Baby Daddy' by SAKKABOKE, ᴀʟʟ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ ᴇxᴄᴇᴘᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱɪᴅᴇ ᴏɴᴇꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ʏ/ɴ ʜᴇʀꜱᴇʟꜰ ʙᴇʟᴏɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴡɴᴇʀ ᴏꜰ ᴊᴜᴊᴜꜱᴛᴜ ᴋᴀɪꜱᴇɴ TEMPORARILY CLOSED DUE TO REWRITING IT. WILL BE BACK SOON :)

➪𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 𝐘/𝐍 𝐙𝐎𝐆𝐎𝐓𝐀 𝐌𝐄𝐄𝐓𝐒 𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 "𝑊𝑎𝑖𝑡 𝑠𝑜 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟'𝑟𝑒 𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑚𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑚𝑦 𝑠𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑚𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝑖𝑠 𝑎 𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑠𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑦𝑒𝑎𝑟 𝑜𝑙𝑑 𝑐𝑢𝑟𝑠𝑒 𝑤ℎ𝑜𝑠 𝑙𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑛 𝑖𝑛 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒 16 𝑦𝑒𝑎𝑟 𝑜𝑙𝑑 𝑏𝑜𝑑𝑦?!" "𝑌𝑒𝑝" 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗜𝗦 𝗔 𝗬/𝗡 𝗫 𝗕𝗟𝗔𝗖𝗞 𝗙𝗘𝗠 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗘𝗥, 𝗜 𝗗𝗢 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗢𝗪𝗡 𝗝𝗨𝗝𝗨𝗧𝗦𝗨 𝗞𝗔𝗜𝗦𝗘𝗡 𝗢𝗥 𝗔𝗡𝗬 𝗢𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗥 𝗔𝗡𝗜𝗠𝗘𝗦 𝗜 𝗨𝗦𝗘 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗜 𝗗𝗢𝗡'𝗧 𝗢𝗪𝗡 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗘𝗜𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗥 𝗦𝗣𝗘𝗟𝗟𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗠𝗜𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗞𝗘𝗦! 𝗠𝗔𝗚𝗡𝗔 𝗦𝗣𝗢𝗜𝗟𝗘𝗥𝗦!!! 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗙𝗘𝗕𝗥𝗨𝗔𝗥𝗬 10 2021-

ON HOLD ❝𝗻𝗲𝗶𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗻𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘃𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗲𝗹 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗹𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗱𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗿𝗲, 𝗹𝗲𝘁'𝘀 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿...❞ ─︎─︎─︎─︎─︎─︎─︎─︎─︎─︎─︎─︎─︎─︎─︎─︎─︎ ╰> 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 a seemingly stoic, unexpressive jujutsu sorcerer experiences a 'deja vu' phenomenon, and fate gives him another chance to save someone he cares about, when he meets you. ─︎─︎─︎─︎─︎─︎─︎─︎─︎─︎─︎─︎─︎─︎─︎─︎─︎ 《︎𝗺𝗲𝗴𝘂𝗺𝗶 𝗳𝘂𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗴𝘂𝗿𝗼 𝘅 𝗳𝗲𝗺!𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿》︎ ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 　　 *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ 𝐩𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝: 7/1/21 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐝: 𝐓𝐁𝐀 -𝗲𝘅𝗽𝗵𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗮-™️

⠀ ⠀"𝗁𝖾 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝗒 𝗈𝗋𝖽𝗂𝗇𝖺𝗋𝗒 𝗆𝖺𝗇 ⠀⠀𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝗌𝗍𝗂𝗅𝗅, 𝖺 𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗋𝗆 𝗌𝖾𝖾𝗆𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 ⠀⠀𝗁𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝗉𝗎𝗅𝗅𝖾𝖽 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗂𝗇 𝖺𝗍 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗒 ⠀⠀𝗌𝖾𝖼𝗈𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝗌𝗉𝖾𝗇𝗍... ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀...𝘵𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳, 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝙤𝙛𝙛𝙞𝙘𝙚 𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨." !!!OC BOOK!!! highest ranking: #5 in ocbook (as of 03/31/22) ⠀⠀02/24/21 - 04/22/21

"𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙡𝙚𝙛𝙩 𝙞 𝙛𝙚𝙡𝙩 𝙖𝙣 𝙞𝙣𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙫𝙤𝙞𝙙" 6 years after they broke up, y/n meets gojo satoru, her slightly narcissistic, heartthrob ex from her jujutsu high days. highest rankings so far: #1 in gojoxreader #1 in gojo #1 in anime #1 in itadori #1 in animexreader #1 in gojosatoru #1 in jujutsukaisen #1 in jjk #1 in yuuji #1 in gojou #1 in jujutsu #1 in jjkxreader #2 in xreader #2 in animefanfiction #4 in satoru #12 in fanfiction a few manga references will be there so fair warning. *the fic is on hold because of the mf gojo himself.* i don't own jujutsu kaisen bc my imagination sucks i could never come up w that anyway.

y/n marries gojo satoru. happily ever after is a stupid notion. slight manga spoilers. may not follow jjk storyline. highest rankings so far: #1 in gojou i don't own jjk lol

in which yuji falls for the new foreign exchange student