An assortment of the most cringe and cliché plots and storylines, with a side of bts. Disclaimer: The entirety of this book is ALL satire. I do not actually write this badly lol.

Park Jimin is tearing his hair out. His estate has turned into a hotel, and the one man he vowed would never reside under his roof is clogging up his halls and getting on his nerves. The arrival of her enigmatic ex, however, is exactly what Hahm Yunhee hoped for. Holding crucial information, Tae is key to locating Hobi, but within hours of his arrival, Yunhee finds herself plagued by the haunting whispers of his oppressive doppelgänger. Unaware of the danger lurking in the shadows, the mismatched team learn to put their differences aside and work together to locate their missing friend, but when Kim Seokjin uncovers a legendary myth shedding light onto the existence of the vortex, the test of fate really begins. Torn between a greater good and an omnipresent evil, Yunhee fights to counter the potent lure of Kim Taehyung, but what happens when she finds herself ensnared in his trap and unable to resist the dark force that shrouds him?