An assortment of the most cringe and cliché plots and storylines, with a side of bts. Disclaimer: The entirety of this book is ALL satire. I do not actually write this badly lol.

✅ "Do you know how many times I've mentally stripped you?" 𝟖𝟎'𝐒 Highest ranks : #1 Jimin #1 bangtan #3 bts #4 fanfiction #1 pjm #2 Jungkook #2 kpop

[COMPLETED] In which 10 dojo trainees compete in Asia's biggest martial arts tournament for a $500,000 cash prize... 「 ROMCOM • DRAMA • ANGST • ACTION • FLUFF 」 - VINTAGE VIDEO GAMES & CHINESE AESTHETIC. - SET IN CHINA, YEAR 2000. 🉐 「 Consider this a guidance or spiritual book. I poured my heart into this so only read if you want a deep, thought out story. 」 ⚠️ TRIGGER WARNING: MENTIONS OF ED, ANXIETY, & VIOLENCE. DO NOT PLAGIARISE MY BOOKS AND DO NOT LEAVE SPOILERS! ⚠️ © -kimtaesan ✓

[COMPLETED] In which a grumpy whale meets a little duckling... Perfect for soft Yoongi stans like moi. 🌼🐣 「 COMEDY + FLUFF 」 ☁️ CUTE MODERN 7-DAY SHORT STORY. LOVE YOURSELF : HER ERA. ▶ "Whalien 52" - 방탄소년단 🐳🩵 ⚠️ DO NOT PLAGIARISE, RENOVATE OR ADAPT MY BOOKS! I WILL FIND OUT AND YOU WILL BE REPORTED! ⚠️ © -kimtaesan ✓

|| social media!au --- where soulmates are a real thing and the way to find them is to dye your hair colour. (so chaeyoung dyes her hair too much and it annoys jungkook)

Kim Seokjin is in trouble. Again. There's never a dull moment for the adorable man with purple hair, and tonight he's on the run. Follow Jin on his exciting adventure to find out how he came to change his treasured hair from black to lilac.

Kim Taehyung - Mafia King of Seoul and the most feared man in South Korea - is visiting Moscow for the business deal of a lifetime. What happens when a beautiful woman, who can't take her eyes off him in the hotel bar, follows him back to his room?

Hahm Yunhee is nothing special, just an average girl trying to make ends meet. She adores her boyfriend, Kim Taehyung; he's sweet, charismatic and a little bit mysterious, but twelve months into their relationship and things are going down the pan. Park Jimin is stinking rich, arrogant, and a dangerous mob boss with many secrets. Those that know of him keep their mouths shut and steer clear, leaving him and his men to run his exclusive club without interference. But Park Jimin is always watching, especially those that seek to destroy him. Now, Taehyung - an old friend he hasn't seen in years - is back and embezzling money from Jimin's business. When the infamous mob boss decides to take matters into his own hands, he kidnaps Yunhee to demand the debt owed. Little do they know, Jimin and Yunhee's worlds are about to be turned, quite literally, upside down. What happens when the feuding pair are thrown into a world where up is down, black is white, and Taehyung is a man who makes Jimin look like a saint?