Here r some nice comebacks u might need for any occasion Plz don't get offended by these jokes in any way they r only for a good laugh!!! ENJOY!!!!

〚FEATURED〛 ⭒⭒⭒⭒⭒ "My pick-up lines are great." "Yeah, and I have a pet llama." "You do??" "No, idiot." ⭒⭒⭒⭒⭒ Arc-en-ciel (n.): Rainbow He's the perfect example of a thundercloud. He's rude, grumbly, and frightening to most- ready to harshly rain down on anyone in his way. She's a human sunbeam, at best. She's the kind of person with a sunshine personality that everyone adores- bubbly, nearly always beaming, and looking to spread smiles. Working with your polar opposite might seem like the worst thing that could happen. But around every thundercloud's rain, there comes sunshine. And with the sun and rain, come rainbows. ⭒⭒⭒⭒⭒ Featured in Wattpad Teenfiction's 'Funny Bones' Reading list [no idea how that happened lol] [#1 in Adorable | 1# in Cute | 1# in LoveAtFirstSight } [#1 in BadBoy | 1# in Boyfriend| 1# in Fiction ] [#2 in GoodGirl | #2 in Romance] ©All rights reserved, available only on Wattpad [Cover images do not belong to me, all rights reserved by owners]

When Alexis agrees to help the school's player, she must guard the secret that could unravel everything - even as unexpected feelings complicate the game. *** What happens when Alexis Dawson, the 'resident loser' of Redwood High, agrees to help the school's notorious player, Aaron Walker? How can she stop herself from falling for him? It isn't all love and romance - Alexis has a secret of her own. Join them on a journey of jealousy, betrayal, trust, friendship, and love. A little favour just got a whole lot more complicated. *** He was so close, his breath hit my lips. His eyes darted from my eyes to my lips. I stared intently, awaiting his next move. His lips fell near my ear. "Shut up and kiss me" He whispered roughly. A chill shot up my spine. I pulled back, staring at his eyes and leaned in...

[COMPLETE][EDITING] Ace Hernandez, the Mafia King, known as the Devil. Sofia Diaz, known as an angel. The two are arranged to be married, forced by their fathers, joining the two Mafia's. But Sofia eventually learns, even the devil was once an angel. Cover by @alluringathena *This book is more of a romance book than Mafia book and I hope you enjoyyy*

"Give me my puppy!" I demanded, my eyes ablazed with fiery anger. "Correction, it's not your puppy. It's our puppy," He smiled, but it was anything but sweet nor happy. "You know what? Damn you! You're nothing but a cold, emotionless, and heartless bad boy!" I sneered, glaring at him fiercely. He chuckled at my words, taking a step closer to me. He slammed his hand unto the wall, trapping me, before leaning in close. "You got that right sweetheart but I think you got one thing wrong." He said, his eyes piercing straight into mine. "And what is that?" I managed to asked, my throat seeming to get drier the more he looked at me. "I'm neither one of those when I'm with you," and with those words, slammed his lips into mine. #1 in Strong-Female Character - 1/29/21 #1 in Sarcasm - 2/4/21 #2 in BadBoy - 2/13/21 #3 in Teen Fiction - 2/13/21 #1 in Mysterious - 3/4/21 Copyrighted 2017. All rights Reserved.

Hero against hero. Friend against friend. Lover against lover. United we stand. Divided we fall. The world has suffered from the fallout of vigilantes for too long - the Battle of New York, the Fall of S.H.I.E.L.D., the Sokovia Incident. Too many have lost their lives, their homes, and their humanity. Too many have been caught in the crossfire of "heroes" doing their jobs. So long so that the American government has struck back with a weapon deadlier than any gun or blade: The Sokovia Accords, a document so controversial that a canyon of discord has divided the Avengers. And now their most valued player must choose a side. Lady of Time and Avenger Andi is caught in the middle of a fight she could not prevent from coming to pass. And now the time has come to choose a side: to ally with a man of morality, who wishes to save the lives of many over one by surrendering his right to choose; or the man of freedom, who is willing to sacrifice everything to save the life of a close friend, and is not willing to hand over his independence lightly. Andi must decide who to fight for, even if that means losing the closest man she holds dear to her heart. She must choose what matters most: life or love. Or fall with the mighty. Action-packed and heart-stopping, the fourth and final instalment of the Time Walker tetralogy will leave you on the edge of your seat rooting for your favourite Time Walker. Will she survive? Only time will tell. ★ Based on Captain America: Civil War ★ ★ Book 4 of the Time Walker tetralogy ★ || Absolutely gorgeous cover by the wonderful @-verdant- ||

A universe torn asunder. A race to avoid extinction. A final confrontation between enemies. A path of time hard trodden. She's spent centuries protecting time and the people within it. She's fought beside history's greatest warriors. She's a part of the Earth's mightiest heroes. And she has never asked for anything in return. Until now. When a friend from her past crashes into the Avengers' base, Andi realises that she must return home and finally face the man she's been running from. For the first time in a very long time, Andi must ask her new friends for help; to stand with the Omega Chronos Resistance to fight against a deadly dictator to save time itself. With the Avengers and the Resistance by her side, Andi will fight her hardest battle yet. And her survival is not guaranteed. ★ An original story ★ ★ Book 3 of the Time Walker tetralogy ★ || Absolutely gorgeous cover by the wonderful @-verdant- ||

Highest Ranking: #48 in Fanfiction (10/5/16) PREVIOUSLY FEATURED A tale of loss, fractured bonds, newfound friendships, and action-packed battles, Out of Time is a fresh Marvel fanfiction for all lovers of superheroes. What do you get when you cross a sarcastic redhead with a master time traveller? Me. My name is Andi. Just Andi. That's all you need to know. I've walked the earth for hundreds of thousands of years. I've seen much and loved many. I've held many names and I've walked hand in hand with historical leaders and pioneers of greatness. But here's the thing: there's a threat roaming the fabrics of time, and I'm the only one who knows about him. And, as much as I hate to admit it, I need help. An extraordinary problem calls for extraordinary help. So I've got one question for you: what would you do if you had the power to control time at your fingertips? ★ Based on Captain America: First Avenger and The Avengers ★ ★ FORMER WATTPAD FEATURED STORY ★ ★ Book 1 of the Time Walker tetralogy ★ || Absolutely gorgeous cover by the wonderful @-verdant- ||

When the war brings a young enemy soldier to the ruined palace Tabeya calls home, the truth about her past emerges, chasing her into the desert, where she must elude her vengeful guardian for the sake of her freedom and her forbidden love. ***** In her lonely tower, Tabeya dreams of the world beyond it. That world becomes real when she meets Humban, a young general from a rival kingdom who isn't afraid to ask the questions Tabeya can't face about herself. Those questions bring answers that lead them into the desert, away from the goddess who imprisoned Tabeya. Enraged at her escape, Tabeya's guardian hunts her and Humban relentlessly across the war-torn land, where the elements are vicious and survival isn't guaranteed. In the treacherous world where Tabeya finds herself, she must fight for her happy ending or let her past destroy her future with the man she was never meant to love. [[Word count: 150,000 - 200,000 words]] Content warning: this story contains themes of violence.

Due to sad circumstances Elisabeth is forced to move into her estranged father's house and to her surprise she learns that she has three older brothers. This is not all. Turns out her family is rich. Her father is a badass prosecutor, her oldest brother is a diplomat and the twins are successful athletes. In other words, Elisabeth's family is perfect while she is a mess. In her new house she feels out of place and lonely. She doesn't fit in. Her perfect father and perfect brothers are too busy to make time for her at the beginning. But things are about to change.