Good comebacks

Here r some nice comebacks u might need for any occasion Plz don't get offended by these jokes in any way they r only for a good laugh!!! ENJOY!!!!

Arc-en-ciel

〚FEATURED〛 ⭒⭒⭒⭒⭒ "My pick-up lines are great." "Yeah, and I have a pet llama." "You do??" "No, idiot." ⭒⭒⭒⭒⭒ Arc-en-ciel (n.): Rainbow He's the perfect example of a thundercloud. He's rude, grumbly, and frightening to most- ready to harshly rain down on anyone in his way. She's a human sunbeam, at best. She's the kin...

My Fake Boyfriend

He was so close, his breath hit my lips. His eyes darted from my eyes to my lips. I stared intently, awaiting his next move. His lips fell near my ear. "Shut up and kiss me" He whispered roughly. A chill shot up my spine. I pulled back, staring at his eyes and leaned in.. ********** What happens when Alexis Dawson- "r...

Ace

[COMPLETE][EDITING] Ace Hernandez, the Mafia King, known as the Devil. Sofia Diaz, known as an angel. The two are arranged to be married, forced by their fathers, joining the two Mafia's. But Sofia eventually learns, even the devil was once an angel. Cover by @alluringathena *This book is more of a romance book t...

The Puppy Project

"Give me my puppy!" I demanded, my eyes ablazed with fiery anger. "Correction, it's not your puppy. It's our puppy," He smiled, but it was anything but sweet nor happy. "You know what? Damn you! You're nothing but a cold, emotionless, and heartless bad boy!" I sneered, glaring at him fiercely. He chuckled at my words...

I See You [REWRITING]

Stevie Alexander has spent her whole life trying to be seen in the shadows of her three brothers and famous father. She's always been a background extra in their stories until golden boy, Felix Montgomery shows an interest in her and suddenly she's more than just someone's something. With Felix, she's more herself tha...

Fall of the Mighty ★ [4] ✔

Hero against hero. Friend against friend. Lover against lover. United we stand. Divided we fall. The world has suffered from the fallout of vigilantes for too long - the Battle of New York, the Fall of S.H.I.E.L.D., the Sokovia Incident. Too many have lost their lives, their homes, and their humanity. Too many have be...

The Path of Time ★ [3] ✔ (EDITING)

A universe torn asunder. A race to avoid extinction. A final confrontation between enemies. A path of time hard trodden. She's spent centuries protecting time and the people within it. She's fought beside history's greatest warriors. She's a part of the Earth's mightiest heroes. And she has never asked for anything in...

Out of Time ★ [1] ✔

Highest Ranking: #48 in Fanfiction (10/5/16) PREVIOUSLY FEATURED A tale of loss, fractured bonds, newfound friendships, and action-packed battles, Out of Time is a fresh Marvel fanfiction for all lovers of superheroes. What do you get when you cross a sarcastic redhead with a master time traveller? M...

The Gazelle (A Rapunzel Retelling)

When the war brings a young enemy soldier to the ruined palace Tabeya calls home, the truth about her past emerges, chasing her into the desert, where she must elude her vengeful guardian for the sake of her freedom and her forbidden love. ***** In h...

House Empty Like My Heart

Due to sad circumstances Elisabeth is forced to move into her estranged father's house and to her surprise she learns that she has three older brothers. This is not all. Turns out her family is rich. Her father is a badass prosecutor, her oldest brother is a diplomat and the twins are successful athletes. In other wo...

Hate At First Sight (FULLY EDITED)

Tick tock Of the clock...

bulletproof

When Y/N gets fatally injured, the Avengers have to face the possibility that they will be about to lose someone they care about very deeply. That they might have to come to terms with life and death and learn that they can't save the world if they have to rely one person on their team to keep them together. Avenger...

The Diary Swap | ✓

Meet Cassie Flizz, the outcast. She's the girl that no one ever knows, no one ever notices and no one ever talks to. She wears band tees, oversized hoodies, ripped jeans and beanies as her daily outfits. Then meet Ash Anderson, the bad boy. Leather jackets, dark wash jeans and black sneakers. He's like a lone wolf...