Jester isn't insane. She isn't, she swears, but then how can you blame everyone to think you are when you live with two of the craziest villeins and parade around town during the night in a jesters outfit

One night was all it took for Bella's life to change forever. After Edward had left Bella was completely vulnerable and looking for something to fill the void in her life. This led to a one night stand between Bella and Jacob which resulted in her pregnancy. Will they be able to remain together or will this event draw them apart.

Faith Mitchell was never confident. She was happy to blend into the background, much to the protest of her friends. At 16, her life was a normal teenage cliche. She was in love with Jace, the obnoxious player who she couldn't have, and her biggest worry was whether or not he would finally come to his senses and see that she really was the one for him. That is until she is kidnapped and recruited by a secret agency of assassins. She is torn away from her normal teenage life and thrown into a world of guns, knifes and criminals. The agency mold her into the perfect killing machine, and at 19 she is no longer the shy girl that was snatched away from her uncomplicated life, but a ruthless killer who will stop at nothing to complete whatever mission she is on. Then, the agency has a new mission which involves Faith returning to her hometown, and facing her friends, family and the very boy who broke her heart just before it turned into stone. What will happen once Faith comes face to face with Jace? Will the obnoxious player be able to reach out and get the old Faith back without pressing any of her wrong buttons, considering that the shy girl he once knew now has a gun. (WATTY AWARDS 2011) (THE FICTION AWARDS 2017) ©makeandoffer

**WRITTEN BY EINSTEINJUNIOR'S (little) SISTER** 'The man grinned evily. "Here is the man who had made all this happen", he roared. And guess who walked into the cave that very moment? -------(read the story to find out...) "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" I cried, my voice bouncing off the granite walls of the cave. "WHY IS MY LIFE SO CLICHÉ?!?!"' Yes, my life is ULTIMATELY cliché. First things first. I am a princess. I go to a school, where no one knows my royal status. No one must know, for some strange reason. But then there's this guy, who is about to marry my aunt. My other 3 sisters (we're quadruplets) and I don't trust him one single bit. And what will happen when a pesky kid in my class is added into the trouble mixture...?

Just some random feeling I had to shove outta my system.

Enter, if you please. Here are the world’s awesomest pranks that I have compiled. These aren’t all my ideas, but I will tell you if it is an EinsteinJunior original! WARNING: Hilarious content included. Read at your own stomach’s risk. Stomach pains will occur after an over-dose of laughter. Joking! Come on in, man!

Minsan iniisip ko kung anong trip ng tadhana. Minsan ayos, minsan hindi. Biglang may ipapakilala sayo, pero bigla din naman mawawala. Minsan naman intay ka ng intay tapos hindi naman dumadating. Minsan naman nandiyan na pala sa harap mo, hindi mo lang napapansin. Minsan naman bigla ka na lang gugulatin. Pero ang malupit yung akala mo siya na pala, yung nakatadhana para sayo, pero magugulat ka na lang hindi pa pala. Ang hirap intindihin, ang hirap makipagsapalaran. Wala kang kasiguraduhan. Pwedeng ngayon nasa tuktok ka, bukas naman nasa ilalim ka. Pwedeng ngayon lahat tama tapos bukas lahat na mali. Pwedeng ngayon masaya ka tapos bukas mamamatay ka na pala. Kaya para sakin ang pinakamahirap na kalaban ang tadhana, hindi mo alam kung kelan ka pagbibigyan at kung kelan ka pagtritripan. Buti sana kung yung ihip ng tadhana sayo ay yung parang kila Snow White, Cinderella at Sleeping Beauty atleast sila happy ending. Eh pano pag mali ang ihip sayo? Posible kaya yung happy ending na inaasam mo?