He won't get his class under control. He won't make friends apart from the shamelessly unique school misfit. He won't serve sandwiches to the student body without lacing them with laxatives, at least once (maybe twice). Oscar Glyde won't do anything, really. He won't even heal your pride. ... Highest rankings: Freetheboy #1 Diverselit #25 Writeathon #2 Freethelgbt #115