HINDI JOKES // BTS

#1 in shaadi "ROK DO YE SHAADI" "lekin kyun?" "Ky-kyunki dulhe ko bathroom jaana hai!!" "Lekin mujhe nahi jaana bathroom" "Are nahi bhai tujhe jaana hai, jaana padega, nature is calling you. COME ON!!" ========= A DESI AU FOR DESI PEOPLE. ========= JIGNESH IS ARRANGED TO SHREYA! EVERYBODY IS PREPARING FOR THIS MARRIAGE, EXCEPT OUR "YUVA PIDI". WHAT WILL THEY DO OF THIS MARRAIGE?? ACCEPT IT?? RUIN IT?? OR... TWIST IT?? JANTA WANTS TO KNOW!! =========== A DESI BTS AU. =========== JUNGKOOK as JIGNESH JAIN (JUGNU) TAEHYUNG as TANAY KUMAR (TANNU) JIMIN as JITHIN PANDEY (JEETU) HOSEOK as HAPPY JAI SINGH NAMJOON as NAMAN KUMAR YOONGI as YOGI MAHARAJ SOEKJIN as SANJAY KUMAR =========== STARTED: 27th JULY 2018 Cover cr: @felextra_trash Please do not plagerise. The ideas of this book are solely mine. Sidha mere dimaag se nikalke yahan chape hai. Any resemblance to other story or book is purely coincidental.

"Mene tumhe chetaavni di thi, par tumne suna hi nahi" Krishna said boringly. "Who's Chetna? College me nai aai hai kya? Is she beautiful?" Jignesh asked confused, while Naman was putting dettol on his wounds. "Stupid, chetna nahi chetaavni. Means warning" Sanjay scolded. "Wah wah kya baat hai, iss krishna ki shuddh hindi ka asar dikh raha hai sanjay bhai pr" Jithin said in disbelief. "Bulao bulao ekta kapoor ko. Audition karwao bhai ka" Happy laughed at his own joke but ended up wincing on his own wounds. "Lekin...Yogi kahan hai?" Naman asked when he didn't find yogi in the room. "SHIT" Jithin shouted. "Nahiiiii....kahin..." jignesh couldn't complete his sentence due to the panic building up in his body. But krishna completed his sentence with the same smile you will always find on his face, because he knew everything "Kahin tum log yogi ko wahin to nahi bhool aae? Akele?" Krishna laughed. But others were in pure horror.... "Krishna tu aisi situation par kaise hans sakta hai?" Happy scolded him. But Krishna neither explained himself nor he stopped laughing, he just took his flute and started playing his same soothing melody. A Desi AU where.... Lord Krishna comes on earth to turn some junglee animals into Humans. Those junglee animals are none other than.... BTS/Bigdel Toli Shareef... Jungkook as Jignesh Jimin as Jithin Hoseok as Happy Yoongi as Yogi Seokjin as Sanjay Namjoon as Naman... Kim Taehyung as Lord Krishna😉 Along with their heroines. Ofcourse. Genre: Romantic. Comedy. Supernatural. Mythological. Discontinued....sorry🙇‍♀️ Warning: If you don't know basic hindi, then i suggest you to not read it. This book will contain Hindi, Shuddh Hindi, Tapori Hindi, vulgar Hindi and many other types of Hindi in existence along with English. Typical words will be converted in english alongside for understanding. Posted: 18th November 2018. 😑 Started: june 2019

what happens when bts doesn't post anything for days. twitter armys goes crazy and....give birth to.... bts as paper bts as lip colour bts as winx club bts as shoes bts as furniture.... credit to their owners.

Tae: Ye humari prem kahani kab puri hogi? kook: Jab iss Aalsi lekhak ka mann karega! __________________ pesh karte hain TaeKook ki kahaniyan Hindi me! Mat puchna "Top kaun hai? Bottom kaun?", varna jutti se maar maar ke bahar nikalungi! --------------------- Started: 31st January 2019

ALL MY BTS JOKES FROM MY MESSAGE BOARD ARE TRANSFERRED HERE.

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Jungkook is a spoiled brat of his bangtan hyungs. But one day they witness a jungkook that has started listening to them without complaining and his hyungs were confused for what in the world has happened to him. They seek to find what is the reason behind all of this fuss and what is coming for them. . . . [Picture book] . . . Don't forget to vote(silent readers!!!)

A bunch of chaotic desi BTS scenarios that include 7 dorks doing bakchodi most of the time on twitter with a whole jar of goofiness added to it, handpicked by none other than this lazy-ass!

Bored out of your mind? Don't have anything better to do? Want to procastinate? Or hide from life? Want to have a laugh? Look no further, this book would (hopefully) entertain you while you wait for that favourite book of yours, to update.