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- Parts 19
Welcome aboard the Astral Express, where universal diplomacy meets food poisoning, snowball warfare is a valid negotiation tactic, and the only thing more unstable than intergalactic politics is Caelus's cooking.
Join Trailblazer Caelus, March 7th, Dan Heng, and the ever-suspect baker [Y/N] as they fumble through tea parties, robot uprisings, rogue karaoke battles, and way too much glitter.
From exploding cakes in Belobog to copyright lawsuits from the Aeons themselves, this story is pure cosmic chaos-and somehow, they're still not banned from any planet... yet.