Lord Farquaad has a seemingly happy relationship with Ed Sheeran. However, when at a banquet at their local femboy Hooters, Farquaad meets a handsome Peanut-Mr. Peanut. When a secret is revealed about Ed, it flips Farquaad's world upside down, and down a rabbit hole of lies, manipulation, and desperation. And in the end, the truth is just a lie.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

hi... i'm nanny plum. i've been sent to hogwarts by my evil mafia parents... because i'm not like other girls... will nanny plum end up in love? what will happen in hogwarts? stay tuned to find out. TT: nannyplumxshrekfanfic

Peppa pig and her little brother George stumble upon a mysterious room one day, whilst their parents were out. However something very, very bad happened in this room, and as a result, their father fled the country leaving Peppa in despair and her brother George on a quest for revenge.

Idk this is a really trashy story why did I write this lol

Shrek is a struggling artist. A poet to be exact. Then he meets the dreamy woody who turns his life around. *smut* With special guest Guy Fieri ~ highest ranking: #1 in the shrek tag!

Let all your wildest dreams become a reality 😉 Request one shots (fantasies with daddy) for me to write [Shrek and all the characters involved belong to their respective owners]

Don't take this seriously Spicy Yhmmmm yeah Don't copy either

im doing this because im bored and lets be real here, we all stan this ship

Peppa meets a new friend and falls in love with them, but they turn out to be a lot weirder than expected. This is 100% non-fiction and I am not lying.