this is crap

I'm doing this instead of an actual English assignment, help. everything what I state in this story really happened, sorry michelle also I had no idea of what's gonna happen in the story going into this

Trump loves oranges His skin was orange to show his love A room in the Trump Tower dedicated to oranges A room in the White House dedicated to oranges The problem was he could never find the perfect orange When he met a certain orange, however, it was love at first sight If only the orange felt the same way

The tragic story of Barack Obama and Shrek.

Obama arrives at Bikini Bottom eager to taste those delicious Krabby Patties. Love sparks when he lays eyes on the delicious, spongy chef.

Dora was a lovely little girl. You see, at a mere age of 7 Dora had already broken two bitches nose and attacked a poor fellow named Bob. Now that she's 21 however, dear little Dora has blossomed. She now breaks the hearts (and bones) of the guys (and girls) who dare come at her. Dora was raised in a small town where no one really loved her. Then, she met Swiper, the man (animal?) that swiped her heart (and virginity). In this story Dora grows up with Swiper, and even meets some of her only family. This is where Diego comes in. Ahh Diego; Dora's hot panty dropping cousin. That is what Dora thought whenever she saw him, not that she would dare utter those words out loud. Now, going back to Dora and Swiper *ahem* The sweet little devil Dora was taken aback by the young feline man whose gloves and mask hid his true identity.... which is what she strives to know. What adventures with Dora go on? Who will she meet? Who. Is. Swiper? ******This story may contain smut and obviously a girl*************

~joe senpai~ and ~donald kun~ have always been enemies. fighting to be the leader of a nation is hard. but when trump loses they start to feel more connected. is it so wrong to simply love who they want? or will their relationship fall apart in epic chaos?

Angelina is a mouse. Thomas is a train. Can they ever be?