Shrek is trying to get Squisanardds love

Danny Gonzales moves in with his best friend and secret crush Drew gooden after his gf died in afganistan going to war and then one night drew gets drunk and then....find out!!!

You decide to move to a sketchy island in the middle of nowhere and it's there that you meet him, Tom Nook. (Meant to be funny, do not take me seriously) All rights belong to Nintendo, I don't own Tom Nook or any other characters in this fabrication. Credit to the original creator of the cover. :)