"Give me sex and your time and I'll buy you anything you want, baby." In which a girl takes up an offer, but then realizes that it isn't as easy and simple as she thought it'd be. Highest rank: fanfiction #3 This story is so bad I wrote it in 2014. Be warned.

"Com'here bby girl" He said with a smirk "Mr Baker, I can't, we are still in school, someone could come in any seco.." "Shhh... call me daddy" Lips pressed onto mine. Not suitable for younger readers, romance mixed with smut, hope you enjoy.

"Quick Clean Laundry! When it's dirty we make it clean, this is Melissa speaking." "uh...." "Hello?.." "I asked a cute girl her number and this is what she gave me" #3 in Short Story [8/1/16] Book One From Texts and Calls Series © Copyrights Reserved

Three years after Simon Snow defeats the Inaidious Humdrum, his life is finally settling to normal. He's moved in with Baz, he's doing okay at university, and Penny is still helping him through homework. Life couldn't be better, right? When an amazing discovery sends Simon, Baz, and Penelope on a new adventure, they must enlist in the help of a few friends, and discover what the world hid from them. -- hey so this story was finished on 26 march 2016, but was never uploaded in full it's been almost a year, and i haven't edited it since then, but i'm uploading it anyway it isn't the best writing, but hey, everyone starts somewhere i no longer use wattled, but as it was my middle school ~experience~ i'm putting this up i will not be responding to comments or looking at this for a bit sorry

Simon Snow and Basilton Grimm-Pitch; the self-proclaimed super villain that almost ate up all magic and the world's friendliest, least-bloodthirsty vampire. Together they make a bit of an odd couple, but there is no doubt that they are desperately, incurably in love with one another. How will they react to the stress and mayhem of Agatha Wellbelove-- a girl who doesn't even know they're friends, let alone in love-- coming back to England for a visit? Highest ranking: no.1 in #snowbaz {04/10/19, 01/19/ 20, and 12/30/20}, no.1 in #simonsnow {05/24/20}, and no.1 in #carryon {05/01/20} {Contains some mild swearing-- nothing worse than what's found in any of Rainbow Rowell's works}{These characters belong to Rainbow Rowell. I do not own them, just the story and the cover art. Please do not upload my works on any other site :)}

"So goddamn tiny," He muttered to himself, making a blush rise to Freya's cheeks. "I am not," She defended herself quietly. "You're just huge." ~🎀~ Freya Karol was the epitome of innocence. She was small, sheltered, and fiercely protected by her millionare father. Going out after 8pm was a no. Drinking alcohol or doing drugs was a no. Skipping school without reason was a no. And boys were a big no. But if there was one thing that attracted Falcon Anders, it was innocence. ~🎀~ "All the synonyms of perfect. This book is absolutely beautiful, the plot, the writing and the characters are so addicting. Literally fell in love within reading the first paragraph of the book. I honestly truly hope you update more often, because you're very talented and this book is literally beautiful💙" - Najma Copyright © 2019 N.E. Lorimer All rights reserved.

"You can call me daddy." "You cannot be fucking serious." __________ "This is a weird part of the internet, I don't like this place." - Michael Clifford, 2020.

It started with an assignement for school. Shadow a parent for a month. Sounds easy right? Wrong. Levy Newark just wanted the month to be over when the assignment started. He wasn't fond of the idea to shadow his mom at a clothing design company. Until he met the CEO Jeremiah Cole. He felt an instant connection to his mother's boss but knew there would be no future with that man, or he thought. Then Ian Kelly comes along, making Levy even more confused than he already was before. Is there any way Levy will figure out his feelings for the men without hurting either of them? Or himself.

Dedication is key in the fashion business. Even for a personal stylist. When Stevie is assigned to work alongside a rumored "cocky" model as his personal stylist, things take a turn as they grow closer. • • • *This is a BL/yaoi/smut/gay love story, so if certain situations make you uncomfortable, you have been warned. • • • WARNING! This story may contain graphic and sexual content, nudity, suggestive scenarios, adult language, and possible suggested violent and/or criminal actions. Viewer discretion is advised.

COMPLETED [boyxboy] Mason Maloney has lived his whole life in the shadow of his twin brother, Nathan, star quarterback of the football team. While Nathan impresses everyone in town with his athleticism, Mason spends his afternoons working at the local bakery. His rather mundane life becomes more interesting when his brother's rival quarterback, Sam Knight, gets a job along side him at the bakery. The rivalry between their two schools should keep them apart, but does it? COVER BY: @Grand_ ~166k words