Kool aid man and gordan do the naughty (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

my mom came into my room, a juul in her hand as usual.. as she hit her juul, blowing the vapor into my face, i coughed and thought of how much i hated her.. "get up, your new owners are here." my light blue orbs widened. "my new- owners?" i got out of bed and threw my dirty blonde hair with natural pink streaks into a messy bun. i threw on a maroon crop top and black skinny jeans with a flannel wrapped around and slipped on my black converse. i wasn't like other girls. i went downstairs and one direction was standing there. then i realized- i was being sold to one direction.. to be continued.

Pepe felt alone in life. He always had sad moments, but then, one day, a certain ogre came into his life somehow, and things changed...

In this 100% Family Friendly fanfic, Peppa pig and Dora The Explorer have grown up and now happen to be roommates at college. What could possibly happen when you throw these two together? Marriage. They get happily married. That's the story summarized. If you want the full story with more detail I encourage you to read the book. I hope you enjoy it. If you enjoyed it, send me a DM for a prize. (Historical fiction) Highest ranking: #1 in romance (don't look that up) #1 in bigshaq (omg yay, we've come so far y'all!) #232 in British #1 in bobthebuilder (Previously #2) #1 in Obama!!!! (Previously #9) #15 in donaldtrump #677 in car #49 in couples (that's not bad actually) What readers have to say: @Lemiliaz "Overall, a very swaggy book." @brrracketts "cute 〰️👄〰️" @Just_a_Stranger18 "This is the funniest thing I ever read lmao" Funny comments in this book out of context: @chalamet_loverr "yeah same I got my head cut off but I got a head transplant from a chimpanzee so I'm good now"

PeRfecTion ye

im doing this because im bored and lets be real here, we all stan this ship

You know it is is Cannon.