this is a collection of stories featuring jonathon arbuckle, aged 33, having conversations with his large orange feline, garfield. it will be updated regularly. conversations may vary.

A relationship that has TWO sides... In one they are homies, In one they gey. Also there is two from tpot. i was just chilling on twitter then someone called "sqepfray" dm'd me to make a fanfiction of them and their boyfriend. i have never wrote fanfiction. i said i dont know how to, and he went silent for 10 minutes, then leaked all of my personal information and my adress. i am curently being gunheld to write this please hel

tw; aggressive language/swearing, alcohol mentions + usage, smut, manipulative/abusive actions. - ... "You like how wrong this is." ... Alex was just a lit match. Schlatt was the gasoline that refused to pour.