how tf did you find this book. this book is 100% satire btw read at your own risk. cover art made by me 😋

Ed Sheeran and Gordon Ramsay are always bestie's, But little did they know theyre actually soulmate's.

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** Disclaimer: I wrote this a little while back, but currently (6/13/20), everything is so fucking awful that I can't joke about this anymore ** A romance we'd all suspect. Donald J. Trump eats at Gordon Ramsay's restaurant, and what happens next is beautiful.

uh, shit post, ig? *𝙒𝙀 𝘼𝙍𝙀 𝙉𝙊𝙏 𝙍𝙀𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙉𝙎𝙄𝘽𝙇𝙀 𝙁𝙊𝙍 𝙎𝙄𝙂𝙉𝙄𝙁𝙄𝘾𝘼𝙉𝙏 𝙇𝙊𝙎𝙎 𝙊𝙁 𝘽𝙍𝘼𝙄𝙉 𝘾𝙀𝙇𝙇𝙎

it's been fun!!! might come back someday who knows