Hey guys this is my first oneshots book so yeah just give me requests and I will do them! (2020 edit: I'm gonna be real with you, this was written like 5 years ago, and there's no chance of another update.)

SO YOU MOVED TO ENGLAND!?!? You meet your weird ass neighbors who put you through hell but in the end they are all fluffy little boys, and you love them! Eddsworld bois I hope you like it oh also I am lazy so don't expect a whole lot

IM BACK BABYYYY CW: This is for a MATURE audience (18+) so nsfw content is to be expected. If you like this and I see your account indicates you are obviously underage, you will have to be blocked. So have some discretion, please, and explore your sexuality safely! DISCLAIMER: EddsWorld and the characters do not belong to me, they belong respectfully to their creator *sniffles* Edd Gould (and if I remember correctly, I think Tom owns it now?) Edit: Matt owns it now [I have another mod for this account that writes the stories on here, so be aware.] Highest ranking: #1 Eddsworldxreader

A series of one-shots I wrote in middle school and have discontinued. I thank all those who have continued to stick with this despite 4-5 years of inactivity. You can find my art on Instagram @ espressodraws and my new fanfic account on tumblr dedicated to anime (mainly Haikyuu!! and KNY) on Tumblr @ tanjirolls

Pretty much what the title says. Very slow updates lol Highest ranking: #4 in eddsworld

[#3 on Thomasridgewell (10/04/19) #1 on eddsworldxchildreader (24/01/20)] This is my first story, so this story must be not the best story you've seen but, try to read it, please!

((Cover Art Not Mine!)) (girl) You are eight, and in an orphanage after your older, twenty-eight old brother died from a gunshot. When you first arrive at the orphanage everyone wants to talk to you. You finished meeting every singe kid. You end up having only one REAL friends. Her name is Carter. After a week of being there and being friends with Carter, she ends up getting adopted, leaving you all alone, in that crazy, loud, annoying place. After two days of chaotic couples and people adopting, you go outside with your teddy bear, with an button eye missing. She's your only friend since Carter left. After a while, you got adopted by four guys. You don't trust them. You only trust the one in red. Why, though??

*WARNING* THIS WILL CONTAIN SMUT! So if you have a problem. .... get over it.

I HAVE BEEN SUCKED INTO IT. I'mma try some, they probably won't be very long and might not update alot since I actually have other things to write and shit. But enjoy, MAYBE SMUT. You can request, just put a prompt up.

I like Eddsworld it made me happy and has helped me with art. So thank u Eddsworld.(GIRLS ONLY!) Cover was made by my friend child-rue. 2021 This book was made soooo long ago. Like why y'all still reading it 😂😂 it sucks! I have better books. If you wanna read mine. I hate this book it's so cringe