This book is a joke lol but it's about Draco and his apple

I gazed into his grey eyes. He gazed into my vibrant green ones. It was almost as if a sudden spark traveled through us, making us both in need of each other. When he pressed his lips to my smooth skin, I swore I was flying. It was simply, magical. ~ When Draco picks a green apple, sparks instantly fly. Well, sparks fly for one of them. The apple can't live without Draco. She loves him. But can Draco learn to love an apple?

"I've fought for you for as long as I could. I've caressed you. But now, you have become a part of someone else." In a love story to rival "Twilight", an intricate love story between a boy and his apple is wound. After weeks of fighting for it, the apple leaves him and disappears--forever. From the author of "Reducto" comes a different but just as serious story. "This is the funniest and best thing I've ever read oh my gosh. A+ for brilliant writing" --@mypatronous "This is hilarious!" --WeasleyTwinsRule "This has provided me and my friends with a much needed laugh at school :)" --thEcrEAtOr23

this is very much so a joke, I myself, am scared this is a story of romance. between draco, and a lusciously, visually hydrating apple.