Y/n is a qUiRkY gIrl who by chance met Shrek at a bar and they went to to f*ck cause they were at the bar they were only supposed to have a one night stand but it ended up turning into a more lovely relationship 😍😘😘

For some reason this isn't really a massive joke??

this is the best creation I have ever made read this to change your life some of yall wildin in the comments 😩

Lord Farquaad was not very nice to me. He didn't even want to see my face whenever we finished having intercourse. So naturally, I bitched about him on my blog. Eventually, someone messaged me - "I'll be your new daddy" Who could it be? *Shrek fanfiction*

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.