You know that one person in your life, the one who you hate more than anyone in the whole world? Doesn't it seem like no matter what you do, they always seem to mess it up. Haven't you ever wished that maybe they would disappear. Perhaps then all of your problems could be solved. That is what you tell yourself, right? But then, when that wish actually comes true, you realize that the person you thought was tearing everything apart, was actually the only one holding it all together. And now they're gone. As much as I wished they did, none of these characters belong to me :P ⚠Warning⚠ Gore (but not really) Lots of swearing Insecure thoughts Mentions of suicidal actions Homophobic slurs *Completed*

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Expresso wants a calm first year in college, but after he gets a roommate the complete opposite of him, his schedule isn't as organized as he would like it to be. He keeps trying to be friendly to Espresso and have some fun. But, maybe he should give his roommate a chance to be his friend? Maybe even more...

I swear the cover is temporary unless i forget to change it- *+*Summary (?)*+* I started writing this fic at 1am back in 2021, Espresso and Madeleine get kidnapped a lot, nearly die several times, I accidentally gave Madeleine hypersomnia? His mom in this fic is an OC because Cookie Odyssey hadn't come out yet, and she sucks. Things get darker and delve into more of an analysis of character's mental health after she's introduced. I really don't know how else to summarize this, but it's better than the old one. The writing is all old and bad (in comparison to my current writing) but I want to try and wrap this up for those who've stuck around. *+* This is the Wattpad version of the fic. It'll also be on Ao3 (it's exactly the same but if you like reading there more, you can) My name on here is the same as there: Ben_Fakename *+*1st chapter published on October 10th, 2021*+*

SLOW UPDATES!! [ NEW DESCRIPTION ] ... Professor Espresso Cookie. A bittersweet mage that is loads of help, but with a high annoyance tolerance. Ser Madeleine Cookie. A prideful and giddy knight that serves the kingdom, going on patrol once and a while. These cookies are polar opposites...but what would happen if they had gotten together? Chaos. The professor we all know and love isn't what we think he is. He's posing as a professor just to gain information off of the kingdom. He's willing to crumble anyone that comes in his way...but one. Madeleine Cookie.

Hello First Story On Here If you don't like the ship that's fine! This is A Pure Vanilla x Dark Cacao story Some other stuff: Some angst No sumt Fluff

Dipper has made a deal with Bill. Weirdmageddon ends and his family is safe, in exchange of his freedom. What will happen? Will Mabel be able to save her brother or herself? Can Dipper learn to live in his new conditions? Will the dream demon be able to admit his own feelings? See what will happen when nothing is as it appears. I take no credit for art or characters

Set after the events of "Not What He Seems." "Grunkle Stan, I trust you." The words struck hard in Dipper's heart and he knows that something has changed between him and Mabel after that day. Hurt and alone, Dipper gets a visit from Bill in his dreams. The demon offers him an offer that he has trouble refusing: magic. And so Dipper begins to learn the true secrets of magic with the help of Bill, someone who once was an enemy to him. AKA a story where Dipper joins Bill, and Bill grows to like Dipper and sees him as more than a regular human. Also, the twins are aged up to 15. Burning Pines AU. Now cross posted on fanfiction.net and Ao3 if you prefer a different website. ~Past Rankings~ #1 gravityfalls (1000+) (like Jesus thanks guys) #1 billcipher (1000+) (pretty proud of this :)) #1 Dipper (1000+) #1 Mabel (1000+) #1 Dark Magic (1000+) #1 DipperPines (1000+) #1 Bipper (900)

I adopted this book (with permission) from @MPringles go check it out before reading this or read the recap in the first chapter! -=- -=- -=- Dipper Pines had always dreaded the day he would meet the infamous Bill Cipher once again. He had only seen him once before, on the night his parents were kidnapped. And now, years later, he still wondered when the pirate would come to take him and his sister Mable as well. Well one sunny afternoon, the time has come, Bill Cipher has taken Dipper away from his family. For revenge? For spite? Or maybe for love...

Dipper Pines a young Siren who's never been outside his underwater village Siren Falls, runs (swims) away on his 16th birthday so he can explore the ocean and discovers all of its creatures. Bill Cipher the most fearsome pirate in all the seven seas. He's been looking for a mermaid, merman, or siren to keep as a pet. What happens when Dipper gets captured by Bill? Will they become friends or maybe, just maybe they'll fall in love. This is boyxboy story don't like it? Than dont read it! I will not right smut but there might be fluff. Disclaimer. I do not own Gravity Falls or it's characters. I do however own this fanfic. Unless said other wise the art is not mine.