At the ripe age of 28, Wang Lichen, a self-made President of an upstarting company, met his end in a car crash before he could fully enjoy the life that he accomplished with his own sweat and tears. Fortunately, a system swooped in and promised an attractive offer: To act as the villainous side shou, whom was madly infatuated with the main gong and used unspeakable methods to sabotage the white moonlight, and return back alive to his glorious lifestyle. President Wang spat out one word: Easy. But when he tried to farm cutesy points with the main gong, he accidentally pinched his chin too suavely. When the white moonlight found themself in trouble, he used a karate chop to silence all the thugs. At the end, both the protagonist gong and the white moonlight had fully transformed into well-behaved kitties waving their tails in front of him, constantly mewing at him and hissing at each other. Later, President Wang was seen holding a signboard outside in the cold: No. 1 kitten tamer.

In the novel, there are always characters who are strong, powerful, and on top of that have stunning appearances, but because of the plot arrangement and influence of the protagonist's halo, their endings are embarrassing and miserable. Jiang Jiamian's mission is to save them. Jiang Jiamian: "It's actually very simple, just seduce and hook them up so that they no longer have time to follow the plot." If the mission targets don't follow the plot, they can break free from the storyline and even avoid contact with the protagonist. But why do all those miserable bigshots seem to have gone crazy and turned dark all of a sudden?

Everyone in the world knows that Demon Lord Hua Che was cruel and vicious. A single disagreement could cause him to slaughter someone's entire family. What raised everyone's hackles even more was how he had kidnapped the Immortal Lord Chu Binghuan, before shamelessly forcing him to become his Daoist companion! Everyone cursed him, calling him shameless and disgusting, but he completely disregarded them. Hua Che only gently and cautiously tried currying favor with his crush, his white moonlight. However, even until death, the only things he managed to obtain from Chu Binghuan were the words "shameless", "we're irreconcilable enemies"-these kinds of hurtful phrases. Luckily, after he was reborn, Hua Che finally understood: stolen melons were not sweet. During such a nice era, wasn't strolling with a cat or teasing a dog also fun? First, he had to go to Chu Binghuan's family to break their arranged marriage. However, the lofty Chu Binghuan, who was originally devoted to cultivating and always disdained his wooing, suddenly had a huge personality change. No matter where Hua Che went, he would follow, and it was impossible to lose him! Hua Che borrowed a certain person's words and said, "Shameless!" Chu Binghuan: "You and I have long had an engagement, and we've even slept in the same bed. This is a matter of course." Hua Che continued borrowing someone's words: "We are irreconcilable enemies who cannot live under the same sky!" Chu Binghuan: "Then the two of us should travel beyond the sky, becoming the perfect immortal couple." Hua Che: "......" The Story Is Not Mine nor The Translation Story found in NovelUpdates, you can find the latest chapters.

Lin Xiao unfortunately died by accident and was bound with the system. The wishes are simple, the rules are simple, the host is simple. He's a simple man so why would the golden thigh cling to him like a leech? ----- By: CLEO M. (A/N: A big credits and thank you for Pinterest for the picture, and for the artist. If you know them please do message me the link to their profile for me to properly ask permission. Thank you.)