Just a bunch a gay shit between the boys (Work Complete-200 part limit lmao) (requests closed)

A book of GNR one-shots, please send me some ideas! Requests open!

Aw crap. Someone stole Nikki Sixx's hairspray. In a frantic attempt to find it, he drags his band and Guns N' Roses along. Who knows who took it? Not me. I mean, we do know whoever did it isn't very bright. And for some reason not to my knowledge, everyone's a little...insane...

***The prequel to WHO STOLE THE HAIRSPRAY?!, I recommend reading that story first. You don't necessarily have to, but it'll make more sense.*** Aw crap. Somebody stole Vince Neil's lipstick. In a panicked attempt to find it, he ends up unveiling a...er...Maybe I shouldn't reveal that yet. Who knows who took it? I do, but I'm the creator, I think that's part of my job. BUT YOU DON'T SO YOU SHOULD FIND OUT! But hey, it's all up to you after all. And for some reason, not to my knowledge everyone's a little...insane... 10011100 10000000 11100010 01010000 01101100 01100101 01100001 01110011 01100101 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101110 10011001 10000000 11100010 01110100 00100000 01101100 01100101 01110100 00100000 01101000 01101001 01101101 00100000 01100100 01101111 01110111 01101110 00101100 00100000 01001001 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101110 10011001 10000000 11100010 01110100 00100000 01110111 01100001 01101110 01110100 00100000 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101000 01100101 01100001 01110010 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100010 01110010 01100101 01100001 01101011 00100000 01100001 01100111 01100001 01101001 01101110 00101110 10011101 10000000 11100010

Marilyn Barkley-Neil. just your normal, average 4 year old being abused by her mom and the drug dealer boyfriend named Todd When her mother is killed and Mari finds out her dad is Vince Neil. The Mötley family takes to her instantly, but her past isn't going to let her go that easily. Neither will a bunch of drunk accidents. Who in the hell would let a rockstar have a kid?

Despite his monthly issue, Remus couldn't complain about much. He has two parents who love him dearly, two best mates he can count on for anything, and a girlfriend of roughly 6 years who adores him. Everything in his life is perfect. Isn't it? But the picture perfect life of Remus Lupin is just that. An image of who he is supposed to be. Not who he is. The cookie cutter world he has always known comes crumbling down when he befriends Sirius Black. Remus must decide if he wants to remain in the safety of his world, or to live in a world with Sirius Black. A life with no control. *only 2 mature parts*

Lyall Lupin had once told his son this: Love's not all that complicated. It tells you who it's after and it either gets what it wants or destroys you. And he had never thought it would ever apply to him because let's be honest, who would love an animal like Remus? Well, I'll tell you the answer to that: a charming yet vulgar, somewhat poncey, boy with smoky gray eyes. RL/SB ADDITIONAL CHAPTERS BEING ADDED! WHAT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE SEQUEL IS NOW BEING ADDED ONTO CARVE ME OPEN! Part One and Two of the Mischief Managed Series. ©professortoebeans 2019 This is AU, and it will follow canon for the majority of the story. However, it will veer off path eventually. Not into mediocrity or ridiculousness. Please read the Disclaimer for trigger warnings and other information. Wolfstar/Marauders Era began: 5/17/2019 completed: Under edit as of 4/12/2020 🥇Ranks! #1 in Gayships out of 8k stories (1/10/2021) #2 in SiriusxRemus out of 855 (10/13/2020) #4 in Muggles out of 439 (06/21/2021) #6 in RemusxSirius out of 456 (10/13/2020) #6 in Banter out of 833 (12/4/2019) #19 in TheOrder out of 283 (12/4/2019) #24 in Wizards out of 9.3k (6/11/2021) #37 in Wolfstar out of 4.5k (9/7/2019) #30 in Maraudersfiction out of 1.2k (12/4/2019)

But Sirius still had a problem. He always wanted to touch Remus. Just any sort of physical contact. When Remus was laying in bed, Sirius wanted to crawl in too; every time Sirius sat next to Remus, he had to constantly remind himself not to run his hand over Remus' thigh; Sirius wished he could slip his cold hands under Remus' thick sweater and finger every scar that littered Remus' pale skin; Sirius wanted to caress every part of Remus' face as if he could memorize it by touch; and Sirius really wanted to know what the soft skin on Remus' neck felt like under his lips, Sirius wondered if Remus was as susceptible to love bites as he was. But even though Sirius wanted all of these things, he didn't try to take them. complete :) Please note that I do not own ANY of the characters in this story. Thanks for reading :)

I don't hate you Padfoot I really don't hate you Moony