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  • joe the rat reprised (NOT)
    14 2 2

    JTR 4 LIFE <3<3<3 Wedding????? :O

  • Tim and Moby *SMUT*
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    I'm so sorry that you had to see this. Tim has known moby, his robot companion, for a while now. and now Tim is starting to realize his feelings for that hot piece of metal named moby. in this story they embark on a sweaty and fun adventure with a sad but enticing ending

    Completed   Mature
  • House Of The Idiots
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    When the group gets their home back after albert sold their old house for a banjo, the group has to find a way to live together in these stupid, wacky situations.

  • Just Jokes... Right? | Jaden
    825 24 6

    So... yeah I'm not proud that I'm writing a Kaden x Jake fanfic. BUT, the Kaden fan(s) asked for it and Kaden gave me permission to write this, so here goes. For this story, we are gonna pretend they all live in Florida alright??? While Jake has always made jokes about being gay for the homies, those jokes slowly beco...

  • theory book for Shrek X Obama
    9 1 1

    just a guess

  • weird ass stories
    164 5 5

    yes

    Mature
  • Intruder goes to Walmart
    7.4K 169 7

    Idk

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  • Two in One ( Triassic Cuddle )
    212 13 1

    story about the jurassic cuddle / the broomistega and thrinaxodon i got sad so here you go, im not the best at writing i just felt like writing this. i hope i did well

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  • Company (Broomistega x Thrinaxodon)
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    I wrote it and I'm posting it here. Don't question why I don't know.

  • Sonic ate my toe (Obama x Sonic)
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    Yes

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  • Joe the rat one-shots
    159 8 5

    I do almost anything you request and this story I won't

    Mature
  • Social media lemons
    8.8K 122 1

    Personified social media/websites become the CEO of fuck.

  • Shrek x toothpaste! The sequel Lost In space!!
    5.9K 259 8

    Shrek and toothpaste decided to get married but when they accidentally get into a rocket ship and are on Mars they are lost rip

  • Shrek x toothpaste
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    Shrek goes to Walmart looking for carrots but he finds something raddEr love!!!!!!! ❤️

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  • Big Ed x Cat in the Hat🥰🥵🥳💖
    1.3K 20 3

    watch the cat in the hat take a hot, steamy shower with no neck, Big Ed 🥵🥵 with guest stars along the way

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  • Shrek x Reader
    258K 4.2K 11

    For some reason this isn't really a massive joke??

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  • Finally Together (shrek X Farquaad)
    58.6K 1.1K 11

    About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

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  • peppa pig x dora the explorer
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    im doing this because im bored and lets be real here, we all stan this ship

    Completed