"bring me the holy water, park jimin" "oh daddy, so aggressive" In which Park Jiimin has a tendency of fucking with the wrong people. Until he met Yoongi, a priest who made it all even worse. priest!Yoongi + fuckboy!Jimin [big age gap] It becomes angsty in the last few chapters, especially the 'Finale' chapter can be triggering! Read with care [currently editing any mistakes] Spanish translation: @eyesvacc Highest ranking: #58 yoonmin [19/10/18] #27 yoonmin [13/11/18] #264 fanfiction [02/11/18] #10 parkjimin [17/11/18] #1 parkjimin [22/11/18] #21 yoonmin [22/12/18] #3 yoonmin [23/2/19] #123 fanfiction [20/4/20] #3 fanfiction [11/8/20]

"Touching you is touching heaven. Even if you're the devil in a pretty package."

Unknown: hey my bf is cheating i want to get him back do you want to cheat

"Tell that guy I'm paying for his food because he's hot." where yoongi pays for a really hot guys food while in being in a drivethru.

littlemochi: i really like ur pants in which jimin comments on yoongi's picture that he really likes his pants.

"What is it that you seek from me?" "Perfection."

"Well, maybe he will like you in a skirt." where a crazy night in a club bathroom changes everything.

"I don't think you do, Jimin. I'm not who you think I am. I'm . . . a boy."

"What does apodyopsis mean?" "The act of mentally undressing someone."

"D-do you want to be my friend?" "Can't you fucking see that all I want to do is eat you?"