"bring me the holy water, park jimin" "oh daddy, so aggressive" In which Park Jiimin has a tendency of fucking with the wrong people. Until he met Yoongi, a priest who made it all even worse. priest!Yoongi + fuckboy!Jimin [big age gap] It becomes angsty in the last few chapters, especially the 'Finale' chapter can be...
"Touching you is touching heaven. Even if you're the devil in a pretty package."
Unknown: hey my bf is cheating i want to get him back do you want to cheat
"Tell that guy I'm paying for his food because he's hot." where yoongi pays for a really hot guys food while in being in a drivethru.
littlemochi: i really like ur pants in which jimin comments on yoongi's picture that he really likes his pants.
"Well, maybe he will like you in a skirt." where a crazy night in a club bathroom changes everything.
"I don't think you do, Jimin. I'm not who you think I am. I'm . . . a boy."
"What does apodyopsis mean?" "The act of mentally undressing someone."
"D-do you want to be my friend?" "Can't you fucking see that all I want to do is eat you?"
"because being wild and free and dressing colorful is dangerous for boys in this society." in which jimin falls in love with a boy in a homophobic society.
"How about I give you 50 and you give me a kiss on the cheek?" where yoongi uses an online website to create the ideal boyfriend which happens to be park jimin.
"I want you to break my hymen." "Jimin, you do know men don't have hymen's, right?"
