" 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲, 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐞 " in which a fallen angel finds solace in a grief she had underestimated. "𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲, 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮? " or in which two wrongs learn that their combined feelings could never make a right, but rather a third, more complicated thing. "𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐰𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐞 " a book in the angelverse, part two in the normal series erebus x OC canon divergent, takes place post-destruction of the overworld tws: violence and bullying, character death, xenophobia, prominent themes of religious and parental trauma, mentions of self-harm " 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐢'𝐦 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮? "

At 6:17pm on Monday, September 14, a local theatre group on a field trip would board onto the old, rickety Cyclone rollercoaster. At exactly 6:19pm that same night, that exact rollercoaster's axle would break, derail at the loop-de-loop, hurdling all of the group to their deaths. [BE MORE CHILL RIDE THE CYCLONE AU]

6th in #Jamilton - 25 Oct 2022 its called satire for a goddamn reason

" 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤, 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐘/𝐍, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭. 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐒𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡. " ═════════════════ After a long day of work, you check your phone in hopes that you would receive a text from your crush, Jesus Christ, but all you saw was a notification from the language app, Duolingo. You dismissed it as nothing important, blissfully unaware that you were being watched. Every move, every conversation, monitored by a certain viridescent bird who's had his eye on you for quite some time. ═════════════════ Yandere!Duolingo Bird x reader Y/N is gender neutral with they/them pronouns TWs: Obsessiveness, blood, swearing, threats, kidnapping, main character death

"Truth or dare?" -"Truth." "What's your biggest turn on?" -"The rev of an engine" Oh how this was ment to be just a simple race. A simple way to settle what was faster between car and motorcycle but now here we where enjoying the taste of each other. His lips on mine as the memories flashed back,some good some a pain. Or;; Everyone knows of the famous book called 'Accelerate' and how it focuses on Dream and George but what about one where it focuses on Karl jacobs and Sapnap.

The sudden and tragic death of Technoblade had left Wonder in a state of shock, grief, and depression. None of her friends were able to comfort her, since she had moved away to her new apartment, run by the friendly yet intimidating Sans. Even Glitch had lost contact with her, as they attempted to navigate their strange and complicated emotions towards JD. The only person that Wonder had was Ballora, whose presence in her apartment did more harm than good towards her. Tensions of many kinds flare between the two almost instantly, and Wonder is forced to confront her feelings for her enemy, and figure out if what she was feeling was really hate after all. Laws are decreed, tensions are risen, and many more brain cells are lost, in the fourth installment of this chaotic series that once again is, according to Bo Burnham, "better than pussy." Fourth time's the charm? If you haven't already, please read the first three books in the series so that you're up to date on the storyline so far. The Really Good Book: https://www.wattpad.com/story/286314816-the-really-good-book-that%27s-better-than-pussy The Really Good Sequel: https://www.wattpad.com/story/290511429-the-really-good-sequel-that%27s-better-than-pussy The Really Good Threequel: https://www.wattpad.com/story/295845337-the-really-good-threequel-that%27s-better-than-pussy TWs: Swearing, blood, and main character death. I only own Wonder, who is technically me. @glitchingstxrs- and @rarilee are in this story too, they asked to be in it. Comet is Glitch's OC, so I don't own her either. None of the other characters are mine. Fanart, headcanons, or any fan content pertaining to this series is strongly welcomed. For those who are interested in the series, join the Discord server for more randomness that is better than pussy. https://discord.gg/Yz87AMzV

"Listen Dan, I think you should learn from me. 'Never trust English boys that have far too much free time'." streamer au Warning: language and sexual jokes will be made throughout the book, any and all trigger warnings will be made at the start of their chapters 100 reads- unknown 200 reads- 6/9/22 Started (writing): 12/28/2021 Finished (writing): Started (posting): 01/17/2022 Finished (posting):

Not long after the mysterious altercation between Wonder's friends and Monty's army, a man is elected mayor of The Big City; someone who an acquaintance of Wonder thought he'd never see again. After a strange and tragic backstory is revealed, the gang confronts the mayor, and realize that he may not be as law-abiding as they had once believed. Before they are able to expose him for who he really is, secrets are revealed, and a devastating plot comes to light, led by Monty and Quackity. As the gang attempts to foil these villains' plans, some old friends make a reappearance, including one who Wonder thought she'd never see again. Governments are corrupted, the deceased are reanimated, and even more braincells are lost, along with the life of someone Wonder holds dear, in the third installment of this great series that once again is, according to Bo Burnham, "better than pussy." Here we go again... If you haven't already, please read the first two books in the series so that you're up to date on the storyline so far. The Really Good Book: https://www.wattpad.com/story/286314816-the-really-good-book-that%27s-better-than-pussy The Really Good Sequel: https://www.wattpad.com/story/290511429-the-really-good-sequel-that%27s-better-than-pussy TWs: Swearing, blood, and main character death. I only own Wonder, who is technically me. @glitchingstxrs- and @rarilee are in this story too, they asked to be in it. Comet is Glitch's OC, so I don't own her either. None of the other characters are mine. Fanart, headcanons, or any fan content pertaining to this series is strongly welcomed. For those who are interested in the series, join the Discord server for more randomness that is better than pussy. https://discord.gg/Yz87AMzV

When a suspicious man in a beanie steals the Fre Shavoca Do belonging to Wonder and Glitch, they vow to follow him to the ends of the earth to take back what is rightfully theirs. After teaming up with a sexy cashier, a square sponge, and a secretive man, they unwillingly fall into a path full of romance, tragedy, and adventure, as they journey to defeat this strange man and his army. Mysteries are unfolded, families are reunited, and brain cells are lost in this beautiful trainwreck that is, according to Bo Burnham, "better than pussy." I have no clue what I have created. TWs: Swearing, blood, and main character death. I only own Wonder, who is technically me. @glitchingstxrs is in this story too, they asked to be in it. Comet is Glitch's OC, so I don't own her either. They've helped me out a lot in writing this...novel. None of the other characters are mine. Fanart, headcanons, or any fan content pertaining to this book is strongly welcomed. For those who are interested in the series, join the Discord server for more randomness that is better than pussy. https://discord.gg/Yz87AMzV