This random person on roblox payed me robux to write this so yeah here you go pal (Also this uses she/her pronouns and the female anatomy thingy cuz idk how to write gay /nb smut) ALSO I OBVIOUSLY DONT OWN SHREK PLEASE DREAMWORKS DONT TAKE THIS DOWN July 31st edit: I just checked this again and this is on the fucking first thing on the shrekxreader tag?? Damm yall😭

Cockroaches have been mating for over 300 million years, Only do we really know what's going on inside their heads? Enjoy reading this short story of a cockroaches in-depth experience of what cockroach mating is all about!!