He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Meet Nisreen. A devote and modest muslimah who worships her Lord. Join her through her journey of love, life, hardships, and tests from Allah. I hope you enjoy :)

"Wanna date?" "I got a whole box."

100 Awesome Comebacks for your pleasure :-)

A series of humorous Islamic jokes that will even have the haram police crying out of laughter. Make sure your hijab is tightened because this book will make you LMHO - Laughing my hijab off. Written by: Rukaya Mosavel. Copyright © 2021 All Rights Reserved.

❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

The old ladies, they be fearing her. The old men, they be gasping at her. The kids, they be running away. For her Haramness comes in an awkward dance, fear not! Meet Alaia Musa, young, wild, and a haram mess. Did she want to be like this? No, but eveywhere she goes Haram seems to go her way. So, what else can she do but embrace her Haramness?