Shrek is a struggling artist. A poet to be exact. Then he meets the dreamy woody who turns his life around. *smut* With special guest Guy Fieri ~ highest ranking: #1 in the shrek tag!

Shrek goes to Walmart looking for carrots but he finds something raddEr love!!!!!!! ❤️

Shrek is living with Fiona and his uGlY kids. Shrek is not satisfied with his life anymore. Until one day, everything changes.

One day, Dream gets notified that a new person texted him on twitter. He decided to check it out as the person seemed, interesting~ [THINGYS!] -no r@p3 -smut (warnings when happining and over with breed explanation) -plottwists -weird plot -s3xu@l scenes -k! Nks -no sencoring in smut parts,but slight sencoring in non-smut. (like d! Ck=member Those things) Slow updates, like, really slow... Like snail slow, slower than the speed we move at next to the speed our solar system orbits around siggitarius A. (I'm having way too much fun with this at the moment. Be ready to get shocked at some twists... :)) That's all! Bye bye!

basically you and Garlic bread are going on a date that your friend set up for you

bald guy and grape owo

For some reason this isn't really a massive joke??

I'm sorry