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boxesareforwinners
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- Parts 9
You can actually cook, good for you.
Now you can cook in front of Gordon Ramsay.
And now you're 27 with no say in this.
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You glanced over at the other contestants.
They're all professionals.
A sweat formed onto your face.
As the food you have to cook was slowly revealed, you wondered about the challenge.
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chillsoda
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- Parts 34
Shrek meets with former President Obama as Shrek was signing autographs.
ceo_of_moto_moto
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- Parts 8
You're by a pool side and a glorious stranger catches your friends eye . Who is it will your mans notice
caulimayo
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- Parts 11
About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions.
Shrek X farquaad :)
K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.
