The love story of Donald trump and Shrek

One day (Y/N) thought "Lol I should go to UA." So she went to Principal Nezu and said "Hey let me join the hero course." And Nezu agreed. But when she runs into a ball-headed pervert she thinks "Ya, thats hot." What will (Y/N) do? Will she try and ignore this purple perv, or will her love for him take over? Read this book to find out! This book is a joke. Do not take it seriously. Also very slow updates.

I did it bc why not ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

!!AU!! cw: drugs, suicide, violence, rape A simple mishap leads to a complicated relationship with a man who has some strange priorities and an even stranger fashion sense. Despite your blooming relationship, a certain primate and a mysterious group who want their hands on him put strain on the relationship.

warning: too seggsy🥵 basically you play as Obama and then you meet Shrek daddy sempai the ultimate fuc boy (jk unless 😏)