"What are you doing outside the house!?" "Maybe drown in a lake, impale my neck with a sharp twig, there's really one reason, just multiple ways to achieve it" "Why the hell did we go for the suicidal one?" A... strange member of L'manburg finds herself kidnapped. She isn't the brightest when it comes to knowledge, but she seems very keen on revenge plots. She gave up on life a long time ago, and is now just carelessly wandering around, trying to find a good story to fill her biography.

Just a Corpse X Female Reader I'm writing for fun because we all love Corpse :) #1 in corpsexreader #2 in romancefanfiction ∆•°°•∆ When Y/N, an ordinary Twitch streamer called IsolatedRaven, gets invited to a game of Among Us with a lobby of some of her favourite popular YouTubers, her whole life changes for the better. Making some amazing new friends along the way, she starts to fall in love with YouTube sensation Corpse Husband. He's not just a sweet guy with a deep voice - there's so much more beneath the surface. WARNING - Some swearing!

𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐟 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐝 𝐠𝐮𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐮𝐩 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐝𝐚𝐲 ── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ── bₗₑₐcₕ ₋ bᵣₒcₖₕₐₘₚₜₒₙ ɪ ꜰᴏʀɢᴏᴛ ᴍʏ ᴘᴀꜱꜱᴘᴏʀᴛ, ꜰᴏʀ ꜱᴜʀᴇ, ᴀʟʟ ꜰᴏʀ ᴀ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ ꜱᴋʏ cover art; @cyticalis on twitter (' ω '♡) cw: swearing, mild violence sapnap x fem!reader 12.29.20-04.03.21

Kinsley Berke, just a normal but weird British girl who accidentally types the wrong number into her phone. While chatting to a random stranger on text message she realizes she might have made a friend or even much more. This story is inspired by the dreamwastaken fanfic Area Codes by @ihaveajuicebox (you should definitely read it)

dream x oc "wrong number sorry." "wait no please, stay." "so is george a 36 year old from luton or a 24 year old from brighton?" "what is wrong with you?" "my therapist is still trying to figure that one out." 🏅 #1 dreamteam #1 streamer #1 xoc #1 text #1 minecraft #1 dreamwastaken #1 dream started: 23/03/21 ended: 30/06/21

where two faceless and unique voiced people are ridiculously clueless. corpse husband x fem!oc [ started: 23/07/2021 finished: 25/12/2022 ]

when you become the dream team editor... somethings bound to happen. right? written summer 2020: republished spring 2022

"Nick, that's illegal..." "chase and charli was illegal but I don't see anyone complaining." In this story ur american only for the sole purpose that tommy hates them lmao

AHAHHAHAHAHAHA ANOTHER DREAM X READER I'm so sorry these are so fun to make, AND I MAKE THEM JUST FOR FUN BTW

"What are you doing in my kitchen?" he asks groggily as he makes his way over to the barstools. I laugh at the way he rubs his eyes. "Making pancakes." He squints up at me, hangover all over his face. "Why are you doing it so early in the morning?" "First of all, it's noon." I shake my head as I flip a pancake over. "And second of all, Saturday mornings are basically made for pancakes."