Okay so this isn't going to be like your stereo typical book, because i'm just the Oh Greatest One, and yeah. This book is a parody i've made for my friends, read it at your own de🙏 Uhm help?? My book's already #12 on jockxnerd and i've only posted like two chaps what😭😭

❝ My first impression of Dream? He was a dick. ❞ In which a streamer doesn't get along with the most famous Minecraft player, but gets along well with his best friends who try to make them like each other.

"OH MY GOD DONKAY YUR EUSS IS SO TIGHT" i deeply apologize for this.

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

this is the best creation I have ever made read this to change your life some of yall wildin in the comments 😩

Shrek is love, and Shrek is life.

Shrek is living with Fiona and his uGlY kids. Shrek is not satisfied with his life anymore. Until one day, everything changes.

This is Male Reader x Shrek! Y/N is a cat boy and it will help him later on It takes place somewhere near the beginning of the first movie when all the magical or not normal beings are being put into cages Also, this is my first time writing on Wattpad so if you see any mistakes please correct me. TO BE CLEAR THERE MIGHT BE SMUT AND NSFW PARTS IN THIS STORY!!! DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE NOT OKAY WITH THIS OR IF YOU ARE NOT 18+ (Of course I can not stop you, but I am not responsible for anything that could get you into trouble. Your actions are yours and yours alone.) To be clear I don't own the cover art! I just found it off of Google! Credits to the artists! I also don't own shrek he belongs to DreamWorks Animation! My editor is: @crow_boy_

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Shrek's life was dipped in a green hue until suddenly an orange light appeared... A love story between Donald, a man aspiring to be the student body president, and Shrek, an introverted nerd. Will their love surpass the trumples they face or will they fall apart. This story has layers, like onions. And will also make you cry, because onions do that too. Highschool AU Thank you for reading. I really appreciate it. It brings me joy to see people still interacting with it after all these years. --- COVER BY ME. Please do not steal the cover (or the story, obviously). As of now this story (and cover) will not be reposted on other websites. It lives on wattpad. If I repost it I will say so on here. If you see the story somewhere else then please message me or comment. Inconsistent updates but I will not abandon this story. I do absolutely no planning in advance for this story and now write at a pace of maybe one chapter a year so if I forget a plot point it's probably just gone. The first chapter was written at 2am with an ex-friend back in 2016 and I have continued the story ever since. I hate myself for writing this. My friends hate me for writing this. Started this November 19th 2016