A crack-fic Its a simple yet tragic story about Funtime Freddy and Grimace. Their love is forbidden because he is a jewish purple and Funtime Freddy is an animatronic bear. One day Freddy has to debate with Kylo Ren about abortion. Find out what happens in this story. I do not own *Five nights at Freddys *Mcdonalds *Starwars

Grimace is having a total meltdown. His mother encourages him to travel to the countryside to recuperate and he meets the bubbly belle May Summers. However May is hiding an impossible secret that will break Grimace into a million pieces if he ever finds out.

A collection of short stories written by me.

An overweight Macdonald's mascot finds a closet under the deep fryer. What she finds is a chamber of toxic waste- what will she do? Will she fall in love with the Gas Dean, Benedick McCoffeecup? How will this end? Will she break him? Or will he find a way to sleep without a fear that she may crush him?

McDonald's gang one shots

Photos of the wacky life of Chargebolt and friends!