The Octonauts reminisce about their first day on the job. This is old, and cringe... CONTAINS MILD KWASO, DASHNACLES, AND SHELLINGTWEAK. And potentially BARNSO; it was not meant to be Barnso, but you can interpret it however you want. :) It also contains younger Kwazii being a jerk. I DO NOT OWN THE OCTONAUTS

-Dashi hogs the bed and Barnacles confesses that her cuddly sleeping position is preventing him from getting his rest; Shellington, Tweak, Kwazii, and Peso argue over the contents of a picture.- ¡Important! The Dashi and Barnacles plot is heavily based on, if not a flat out parody of the Everybody loves Raymond episode Move Over. I HIGHLY recommend watching Everybody loves Raymond, it is (in my opinion) one of the greatest TV shows of all time! It is on Netflix (at least the Canadian Netflix) right now. CAUTION- HEAVY DASHNACLES AND VERY MINOR SHELLINGTWEAK AND MINOR KWASO. This is fan made. I do not own the Octonauts!

Kwazii always kept his life before the Octonauts secret, for fear of getting... arrested? CONTAINS VIOLENCE Kwazii shares his entire life story and reveals things to the reader he has never told anyone. I do not own Octonauts!!!

Barnacles twin sister Bianca was always different to her brother. She's irresponsible, and clumsy. She can also be be pretty insensitive and inconsiderate. When she starts emotionally falling apart her ex-husband, Avalanche, tries to gain custody of their children, Ursa and Orson. Who will win the custody battle? We'll see... CONTAINS BARNACLES X DASHI ALL CHARACTERS (EXCEPT OCS) ARE PRODUCTS OF MEOMI. I DO NOT OWN THE OCTONAUTS.

"Trust no one unless you have eaten much salt with him." - Marcus Tullius Cicero WARNING - CONTAINS MILD LANGUAGE AND MODERATE VIOLENCE AS WELL AS MIN X INKLING, KWASO, DASHNACLES, AND MINOR SHELLINGTWEAK It had been twelve years since Kwazii had gotten out of trouble with the British mob. But let me tell you... The Past Comes Back To Haunt You. Kwazii, Inkling, and Peso get involved with Kwazii's former Pirate family, which causes havoc for the three as they all end up in danger... I do not own The Octonauts, all characters (except OCs) were originally created by Meomi!