smut and hard kinky sex

Shrek goes to Walmart looking for carrots but he finds something raddEr love!!!!!!! ❤️

🚫18+🚫 (Just a warning, I know some if y'all aren't 18 👀) Yes this is purely satire but I promise it will be interesting. I'm going to update whenever and idk if I'll even finish it so bear with me 😹 Also smut and swearing warning for gay and hetero seggs 👁👅👁 All of you reading this are going to hell so I'll see you there. Also please don't forget to vote and comment for reach love you!!!

pls take my phone away

seggsy

God help me, I dont know WHY I am writing this, but enjoy(?)

!! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BEWARE !! A fat ogre and a fat bee meet up and fall in love, shit happens, read. this shit has older humour than my nan christ

If you're in love with Shrek this is the book for you;)

Because who wouldn't want to lick an ogers toes ;))