Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

Hello, my name is Kate, and I'm Cloud Girl. I was born in the clouds, and will probably never go back there again. I don't know who or where my parents are, and I don't remember anything until a few years ago when i fell. From the clouds. I landed on a haystack in a horse farm. And I've been living in that farm ever since. I've been taken in by a nice old woman and her cruel husband, and I learned to take care of a farm and ride horses. But I had to find my parents. I needed to be happy. So I did.

Random thoughts or jokes or just things that come to my mind. To make all of you laugh and make you all happy. Also to ask one thing (Gives serious look) Can I Use Your Bathroom? Oh okay.................(Lip Quivers) Lol-Savvy out brotha!!!!!

Two little alpha pups were left at the Nolsen's doorstep. Of course, these people didn't know that the twins had alpha blood in them, in fact they didn't even know that werewolves existed in their world. Beatrice and Marty took the girls in and raised them as their own, not even telling them that they weren't their parents. The little babies were nestled in a white blanket with a freshly plucked rose lying beside them. Attached to the rose was a note, "I hope my children won't be a burden, their father doesn't want them and I was afraid he would hurt them or do much worse. Please treat them with care, love, and support, to make sure they grow up strong. The baby on the left is named Emily and the baby on the right is named Evelyn."

These are not made by me. All rights go to the people who made them. I just stumbled upon these on the internet. **WARNING: some texts may include rude language or sexual content that some may find offensive. if you find these offensive dont read it.**

Do you think Marceline, Princess Bubblegum and Flame Princess Would ever be friends? Special Guests from chapter 7 part 1. Summary: Flame Princess Befriended Marceline and Bubblegum. Will they be cool or what?

Stereotypes. I hate them. On my first day at my new school, a girl in a blue and white cheerleader's uniform told me I 'looked like a cheerleader' and asked me to come to tryouts. I almost decked her. Blonde hair and blue eyes do not a cheerleader make. Cheerleaders can be bitchy and mean but they can also act all happy and excited and they can drool and swoon over Finn Wallace – the hands-down hottest guy in school – like there's no tomorrow. Me? Well, I'm just bitchy and mean. So someone please tell me why Finn Wallace is suddenly chasing after me? *This is NOT a Bridgit Mendler fan fiction* Copyright © 2013 CrayonChomper

Shays the new girl. Shes been moving around a lot and she only moves away when her Mom cant get any money from her boy toy. Shay Moves to a new town goes to a new school but the school and town is like no other. In a way its different. While there Shay discovers new things about herself that she couldn't even imagine. She also learned things that she couldn't even imagine about the people around her. She learns the one thing that blew her mind. Shes not human. Not only does she find that out but she finds out that because she isn't bad things will happen. #2 Werewolf #8 teenfiction 5/8/14

Life is great in the shadows. For Marceline and Bonnibel, as time passed, their love only grew. Their secret relationship had remained hidden since the dawn of time, but the pressure was building. Life wasn't exactly easy for those who felt differently. The amount of time they spent admiring the relationship wasn't helping their case either. When a letter arives, it's the last straw. The candy kingdoms curriosity is growing, and as suspision arises, can Finn keep his mouth shut? All in the midst of a rising threat, and Ice King sure as hell isn't ready to move on. How much longer can they keep this secret?