Unknown Number: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? Luke: What? Unknown Number: They're both empty from the neck up! Luke: I'm blonde you dickface. Calum sends a joke a day to a random number he found in KFC bathroom stall.

Ashton can't take care of his own brother, so his parents hire a babysitter. © goldenstarkey | 2014

"we're just friends, calum. that's all." or where two boys in a band seem to fall in love and everything else seems to fall apart. lynkcal

Calum had been in jail 3 years of accused murder. No one talked to him in jail. Everyone actually feared him. When he was released the first thing he did was go to a music shop around the neighborhood. He didn't have anywhere to go so he was just going to stroll around. While he walked down the street he bumped into a boy. The boy went to apologize but then he looked to see who it was. He gasped slightly. Before he could say anything Calum walked off not wanting to associate in any way with the blonde hair and blue eyes. But Luke.. he knew exactly who Calum was. He knew of him and was told many times to stay away. But something drew him to Calum. He was a mystery. Luke liked that. He wanted to solve this boys mystery and he was going to need to be near him to solve it.

"He doesn't have anyone, no friends, no family." The nurse snapped. "You might as well get out of here too, he doesn't even know you." "That's the best part," Michael replied with a small smile. "Talking to someone you don't know. Besides, I'm already on my way out." He entered room 213 two minutes after he usually comes around. "Sorry I'm late." he mumbles, sitting down beside the bed. "I've been telling you a lot of secrets lately." Michael chuckles sadly, biting his lip to keep the tears at bay. "You probably can't hear me and I'm a complete stranger but there's one secret I'm not ready to tell anyone." Michael continues, looking down at the coma patient. "I'm not ready to tell you either."

Bringing guy after guy to Tyler's room and Troye watching off in the distance was never what Tyler wanted to percieve. After Tyler's tragic rejection from Troye, a sudden, devious plan was all it took to generate the obstacles and drama between the two. No one would ever expect to be dragged into a puzzling, 'friends with benefit' shit relationship but here Troye was, flirting and sucking off Tyler's face behind the youtuber's backs. If that isn't bad, then imagine their secret 'friendship' taking place whilst a jealous ex is out to seek brutal revenge.. on the both of them. With their bemused 'friendship', breaking and repairing them became a routine but that doesn't push away the fact that an ex could possibly ruin everything they ever had. [WARNING: CONTAINS LOADS OF FLUFF, SOME SEXUAL SCENES AND SMUT]

the boys get stuck on a train and niall and harry have to share a room together. that would be fine if harry wasn't crushing on niall and niall wasn't such a tease. // in the process of being edited by @IngridJames. // 1D bromance awards (Leprechaun 2013) - 1st place & best cover.

After a sneaky photographer snaps a picture of Harry naked one night (and almost revealing he's gay to everyone), Simon calls them into a meeting to send them away to a private cabin where the nearest village is an hour away. The other boys aren't very happy about the mess Harry made, not even Louis his best mate will talk to him for very long! And after an accident involving Niall occurs Harry takes it upon himself to look after the little Irish guy, during which feelings arise for the blonde boy. But what Harry doesn't know is that Niall is hiding a secret of his own...

Niall hates his neighbor, Zayn Malik. He's covered in tattoos, smokes more than anyone Niall knows, and spends all of his time at the local tattoo parlor called Urban Ink. They spend most of their time yelling at each other, until Niall gets dragged into Urban Ink through an unfortunate series of events that may change Niall's heart forever. Or, the one where Niall slowly falls for Zayn and Zayn has secretly loved Niall since the beginning, but it's not easy or smooth sailing at all.

The wind is something that has always fascinated Zayn Malik. No one knows why he's always outside, smiling when the wind caresses his skin and hair. Never has he said a word. People think he's mute, but he just doesn't want to speak. He keeps his thoughts to himself and the guys in his school don't appreciate that. They think it's funny to bully him. His parents start to become worried about their son. Why won't he talk? Why is he so obsessed with the wind? Does he see something they don't? And maybe that's exactly the reason why...