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The title is pretty self explanatory if you don't like, don't read

Dream has been living with George for awhile now but has yet to reveal his secret fart fetish. Read to find out more. THIS IS 100% SATIRE IF THE CCS ARE UNCOMFORTABLE I WILL DELETE. DO NOT READ IF YOU CANNOT ACCEPT TOILET HUMOR

a SATIRE book made to mock "y/n" fics!

'stunning, remarkable, entertaining.' - joris bohnson 'a real page-turner. you will never get bored of this exciting story.' - lana del armadillo ⚠️⚠️⚠️TW: words, sentences, the english language, heterophobia, cisphobia, racist language towards white people, the number 3⚠️⚠️⚠️

Four bad boys, Ayden, Hayden, Brayden, and Okayden, try to form a school club to learn how to fight their bad boy instincts, or succumb to cliches trying. ******* When Ayden's six-pack appeared when he was nine, he realized that he was born to be a bad boy. Far for embracing it, he has dedicated his whole life to avoid every cliche in the book, from girls with mysterious pasts stumbling into him in the hallways, to always changing schools to be the "mysterious new kid," to ancient beings asking him to be a chosen one every other day. But a fated encounter with the captain of the football team makes him realized that he is not the only one cursed with being a bad boy. There are others like him. Alone, they are weak. Together, they are strong. Sort of. With the mission to finding others cursed with being bad boys, Ayden and his new friends will work together to make a school club where they can help each other avoid the trappings of cliche and finish the school year unscathed. That is, if they can convince the student council president to let them form the club in the first place. [SEASON 1 COMPLETED] [SEASON 2 COMPLETED] [SEASON 3 COMPLETED] Cover by @Feralshadow

Adam is a billionaire, but he is also secretly a billionaire. Did I mention he's a billionaire? Also he's hiding a dark secret. And then there's Kiera Renesmee Jermagesty McKenna Ricardo Rosa de la Montoya Ramirez, a broke waitress who struggles to feed her cheese stick addiction. What happens when their paths cross? How does one make a sandwich with no bread? Is it sexier to cry in Italian or in Turkish? Was there a table in The Lion King? Did they name the fruit orange after the color orange or did they name the color orange after the fruit orange? Read on to possibly find out. Warning: Reading this book may cause a loss of brain cells. Writing this absolute shitfest of a book caused me to drop at least 50 IQ points. Consider yourselves warned. Cover is by @panickedsociety (Highest ranks: #1 in Parody, #1 in satire, #9 in Humor)

[Read this if you want to die from cringe.] 𝔊𝔯𝔢𝔢𝔱𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔰, 𝔰𝔬𝔩𝔡𝔦𝔢𝔯. ℑ𝔱 𝔰𝔢𝔢𝔪𝔰 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔥𝔞𝔳𝔢 𝔡𝔢𝔠𝔦𝔡𝔢𝔡 𝔱𝔬 𝔢𝔦𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯 𝔱𝔬𝔯𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯𝔰𝔢𝔩𝔣 𝔬𝔯 𝔣𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱 𝔞𝔤𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔰𝔱 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔢𝔫𝔢𝔪𝔦𝔢𝔰. 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔰 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔥𝔞𝔳𝔢 𝔱𝔬𝔯𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔡 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔶𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔰. 𝔚𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔰𝔲𝔯𝔳𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔞𝔪𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔤𝔞𝔠𝔥𝔞 𝔠𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔟𝔢 𝔴𝔞𝔦𝔱𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔬 𝔠𝔯𝔲𝔰𝔥 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔡𝔬𝔴𝔫 𝔩𝔦𝔨𝔢 𝔞 𝔭𝔦𝔩𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔰𝔥 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔩𝔢𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪 𝔡𝔢𝔣𝔢𝔞𝔱 𝔶𝔬𝔲? 𝔒𝔯 𝔴𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔣𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱 𝔞𝔤𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔰𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔪, 𝔱𝔬 𝔰𝔲𝔯𝔳𝔦𝔳𝔢, 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔴𝔦𝔫? 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔠𝔥𝔬𝔦𝔠𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔲𝔭 𝔱𝔬 𝔶𝔬𝔲, 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔤 𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔯𝔦𝔬𝔯. 𝔽𝕠𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕝𝕒𝕟𝕕!

A magical story that will leave you thinking

hi... i'm nanny plum. i've been sent to hogwarts by my evil mafia parents... because i'm not like other girls... will nanny plum end up in love? what will happen in hogwarts? stay tuned to find out. TT: nannyplumxshrekfanfic