Ur freind is peppa pig

I was looking for a good Tom Nook x Reader, but I was disappointed to come up with only a few good stories. I would like to join them in trying to make a good Tom Nook x Reader. Please enjoy! Also, this is a horror story. Be warned. (Also also I am aware that Tommy and Timmy aren't related to Tom Nook, but in this story they are. So, frack you)

"do you think i'm crazy?" "absolutely" - y/n is a newly recruited agent at the well established Agency. after making an interesting impression on the boss, how will juggle not dying and her bosses affections? (i'm not good at descriptions im sorry sojxksjcjkskx) (will contain mature themes and swearing)