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Shrek is a struggling artist. A poet to be exact. Then he meets the dreamy woody who turns his life around. *smut* With special guest Guy Fieri ~ highest ranking: #1 in the shrek tag!

This is a story where Farquaad, the nice theatre kid, the soft boy from school meets the very bad rebel kid who is SECRETLY VERY KAWAII, Murdoc. Will they fall in love? Will Murdoc ever stop picking on poor Farquaad? Read to find out. (A/N; THIS IS A REAL STORY NOT A FUNNY JOKE, I AM GOING TO WORK HARD ON THIS, HARDER THAN ANY PIECE OF SCHOOLWORK I HAD TO DO.!)

This is a wattpad story about chairs dont expect much I made this when I was 13... 😍

A man named Elmo and a man puppet named Kermit fall in love. They were childhood friends, but Kermit moved away, instead of living on Sesame Street, he lives on Disappointment island. That 384738377 miles away from his love. What will he do? We have no clue. Why? Because none of this happens in the story. Again, why? Because my friend and I are fuckers.

!! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BEWARE !! A fat ogre and a fat bee meet up and fall in love, shit happens, read. this shit has older humour than my nan christ

you meet thatveganteacher at a vegan protest...

Kool aid man and gordan do the naughty (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

SpongeBob has a rap battle with Miley Cyrus. When Miley finds out that SpongeBob has epic rapping skills, she wants her revenge. So what does she do? She uses her wrecking ball to destroy Bikini Bottom. Can SpongeBob stop her before it's too late?

SHERK LOVE PEPPA BUT PEPPA NO LOVE SHerk :OOOOOOOOO PEPPA LOVE DORA GAAAASSSPPPPP