it's the year 2009 and your hard working husband Barack Obama just won the presidential election. at the front door of the white house, he stops you and sighs "I know you're worried, Y/N, but I promise to always love you. My new position wont change anything between us." with a promise, a verified instagram account, and a new 2009 toyota camrey, you couldn't be happier. but how long will this blissful feeling last?

I do ship y/n x sapnap /srs hope you enjoy! WARNING STORY INCLUDES //smut, angst, depression, suicide, dream, love, kissing, men in football uniforms, iPhone 7, apples, and dreamnotfound

It's one thing flying out to another country and spending a week in your best friend's home, but it's another thing if you're in love with said best friend. That's a whole different story, but luckily, that's what this story is about. -------- Cross-posted from AO3 under the same account name. My friend Pi drew the cover for me and I'm so blessed!!! Please check them out on Tumblr: https://prettyinaccurate.tumblr.com/ and/or Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/prettyinaccurate/

Based on the song sk8er boy by Avril Lavigne but different, y'know Not writing smut!!! Possible trigger: this book contains swearing! Also, this is my first story so... yeah. It might suck a bit.

george never was one to fit in at school and everyone knew that; they took ADVANTAGE of that. his home life was in shambles, his school life was no better, and all he had was memories of the one person he called home. for now. TRIGGER WARNINGS: attempted su!cide, od, abuse, panic attacks, death, swearing, yelling goals:) 10K(2/4/21) 15k(2/9/21) 20k(2/14/21) 100k(3/20/21) COVER ART MADE BY: @red_with_envy

George is that one college kid that is mildly attractive, but no one notices him. He's quite introverted and would rather stay inside, listen to music and watch the rain fall, rather than go to a party. Wilbur, his best friend, is the absolute opposite. Bringing girls home every weekend from all the parties. He was known as the most attractive person at Cadillac University, people only knowing George because of Wilbur. But all things change after Wilbur forces George to come to that.one.party. [FINISHED!] ------------- -140k reads on April 7th -160k reads on April 12th -180k reads on April 18th -190k reads on April 21th -200k reads on April 25th!! <33 -300k reads on June 4th!!! :D -400k reads on July 13?!?!?! -700k ON MARCH 11TH WHAT THE ACTUAL THANK YOU SO MUCH!!??? -800k on july 7th i love you all sm omg :,)

dnf but depressed.

When merman George accidentally makes his way up to the ocean's surface and spots a Dream-y surfer, he falls head-over-tail in love. Best rankings: #1 in pining #1 in merman #1 in karlnap #1 in sapnap #1 in mermaid #15 in dreamnotfound #22 in dnf

Dream George and Sapnap meet up. They stay the week at Dream house. Little do they know that Dream becomes a little white blob when he's embarrassed/blushing/ to hard. (He looks like the cover photo) ⚠️cussing⚠️dnf⚠️ There is no smut, I can not write smut, I WILL NOT write smut for as long as I live. Ayo 20k+ reads!?!?!? HOW THE FRICK? THANK YOU SM

All are original by me, I got the ideas from their streams and videos etc. The artwork is NOT mine and I am NOT claiming credit for it. #1 on dnf held for 36 days :))) #164 on oneshots 03/13/2021 #159 on oneshots 03/14/2021 #114 on oneshots 03/15/2021 #105 on oneshots 03/16/2021 #68 on twitter 03/17/2021 #54 on twitter 03/20/2021 #42 on streamers 03/23/2021 #45 on oneshots 04/18/2021 #1 on dnf 03/31/2022 #55 on oneshots 04/01/2022 #51 on twitter 06/02/2022 #182 on dnf 12/21/2022 #75 on twitter 04/17/2023 #3 on smutshots 07/08/2023