Bella88Temperance88
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Hi, I'm Tessa. Or at least I 𝑤𝑎𝑠 Tessa.
I was supposed to die peacefully-old age, dramatic last words, the whole deal. Instead, I got hit by Truck-kun. Yes. 𝑇ℎ𝑎𝑡 truck. Turns out my death was a 𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑝𝑖𝑑 mistake, which Death admits to like it's a missed appointment.
𝐹𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑠𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑙𝑒.
Now I'm stuck playing ping pong with a man with terrible fashion sense, armed with sarcasm, unfinished fanfiction regrets, and a universe that clearly didn't read the memo. At least the dudes are cute.
This is the story of what happens when Death fucks up. I absolutely refuse to die a virgin this time.
Dumblefuck can suck a dick. Oops! *𝑆𝑝𝑜𝑖𝑙𝑒𝑟𝑠!*
*𝑀𝑎𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒*
𝐹𝑜𝑟 𝑣𝑖𝑒𝑤𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑎𝑔𝑒 𝑜𝑓 18.