Ronald McDonald Loves Little Children

Yes I wrote this for a grade. Yes I go to Catholic school. Yes I got an A. this is probably meant to offend people idec at this point

Ronald McDonald Hates Sonic the Hedgehog

Brought to you by the creator of Ronald McDonald Loves Little Children. Once again, the tales of Ronald McDonald return. Two years after the first story was written, I've returned to the same class in which the original was written. By traumatizing a new generation of students with my writing and re-traumatizing my te...