In this collection of stories, you'll learn what it's like, as a Canadian, living in Canada. There will be good, there will be bad, there will be fun and, most of all, there will be laughter...I hope Each chapter will also have an accompanying photo/video, so make sure to look at the media.

This is the best dictionary ever. Enjoy.

(Funny Unknown Covert of humanKind) WARNING: After reading this book, you may never think the same way again. This book includes rants on movies, people, books, TV shows, cliches and anything else you can think of. All of this is random and completely unorganized with the sole purpose of making you laugh. Now without further ado, read away!

Sometimes I go through a some fanfics and I end up wanting to bang my head on a wall (or the person who wrote it). LIKE WHY. WHY DOES THIS FANFIC EXIST. WHY DO YOU EXIST. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. Finally, I WILL GET TO LET OUT ALL MY FAN FIC FRUSTRATIONS DAMMIT.

My son doesn't remember. He just doesn't. And yet, before he was even in kindergarten, he could read. I don't understand the human brain...

I was the 6th-grade "slut." And I kept a diary. So I decided to create The UnSlut Project in the hopes that my own diary entries could provide some perspective to girls who currently feel trapped and ashamed. I am publishing these entries one at a time, without changing a single word except for the names of the people involved. My limited commentary, which is confined to brackets in each entry, is meant to provide the relief of my current perspective, fifteen years later. The UnSlut Project: Working to undo the dangerous slut shaming in our schools, communities, media, and culture by sharing knowledge and experiences.

Liam's fear of spoons Niall eating like a freaking hippo Louis's obsession over carrots Harry's orbs Zayn's vanity Yadda Yadda. Listen to my rant about the stereotypical, ridiculous, dumb fanfic moments :) Xx Erika