What My Boredom Leads To

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He's mythologically hot, a little bit wicked, almost 100% immortal. And he'll hit you right in the heart . . . --- Lila Black doesn't believe in matchmaking, let alone soul mates. So why is she constantly being hassled by the Cupids Matchmaking Service? But this gilded, cherub-bedecked dating agency isn't exactly what it seems . . . and it's about to turn Lila's entire world upside down. It turns out that Cupids Matchmaking is the real deal. As in, it's run by actual cupids―who don't look at all like they do in the paintings―and they have a serious problem with Lila's "match." Because this guy shouldn't be in the system. He shouldn't have a match. And while he's irresistibly hot, he's also incredibly dangerous. Because Lila's true love match is Cupid. The original bad boy of love. And he wants her. Now Lila's once-normal teenaged world has exploded into a mythological nightmare overrun by crime-lord sirens, wrathful cupid hit men, magic arrows that cause no end of trouble, and a mischievous, not-so-angelic love god she can't seem to stop herself from falling for . . .

[Completed] Textrovert(n.): a person who is expressive and funny in texts but shy in person. *Its 100% a dialogue story (texts and phone calls) except for the prologue and epilogue* Cover credit goes to @meha_k 2020

You're a shy anxious girl (slowly coming out her shell) who was just forced to move in with her brother in a country where she doesn't speak their language Her brother happens to be a manager of the volleyball team and she watches all their practices and matches Little did she know a boy on the team would catch her eye, still being the introverted person she is, she didn't act on it. Will everything finally change for better in Tokyo? Or will her life still be a constant waterfall of tears? Each chapter comes with music to listen to while you read HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT NO THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING WHO ACTUALLY LET ME POST THIS TAKE AWAY MY RIGHTS RFN WTF AS A HIGHER ENGLISH STUDENT THIS STORY IS ABYSMAL -11/3/23 COMPLETED Highest ranks: 1 #kenmaxreader Sunday 16th august 3 #nofriends idk the date 8 #introvert 8th September 3 #gamers 14th September 1 #gamers 10th October

Allison Carter met Michael Myers as a child, eventually befriending the young enigmatic serial killer. The pair grew to be inseperable until he ended up killing his older sister, landing him in Smith's Grove Sanitarium for the next 15 years. Will he be so friendly the next time they meet? WORK IN PROGRESS.

Ranked #1 in Humor, ShowerThoughts, Brain teasers and Roasts.. YOU'VE GOTTA CHECK IT OUT RN!! This book contains weird and undoubtedly extremely hilarious stuff generally no body thinks about. It holds a lot of humor and fun! It will surely bring a smile on your face and it will definitely give you content to think during long shower routines?!☺😊 Please read! A LOT of Indian Relatable stuff as well, so you'll will definitely love it as well :) Though it seems there are many chapters, each chapter is just a sentence so it'll hardly take you an hour to finish the book. A few excerpts from the book: •You aren't afraid of being alone in the dark, you are afraid of not being alone in the dark. •Why is there a fruit named Grape fruit when there's already another fruit named Grape. • Never say, "Could there be anything worse than this?" to an extrovert. We tend to have a very wild imagination. •Accent is just the tongue's font. •You have fingertips but not toe tips, yet you can tiptoe but not fingertip. And more such fun, relatable stuff inside! Highest Ranked #1 in brain teasers, #1 in Roasts and Humor #1 in thinking, #1 in Thoughts and Feelings #1 in ShowerFeelings and #1 in Fun ans Relatable. You've gotta read it now!!! READER'S OPINIONS: "This book is ABSOLUTE GOLD" "Deserves more than millions of views" "Dying of laughter, this is so relatable and accurate" "The best book I've read" "Amazing work! You really make my brain work hard, learnt a lot" "Tagging all my friends and followers to read this great book" "The author is so smart and hilarious at the same time. I'm speechless at how well-written,concise, accurate and humorous this book is! It's a must read and deserves more recognition"

Ikeda Hana didn't ask for much attention in this romantic, cliche high school story. She preferred to be in the sidelines for all the drama. Unfortunately for her, she finds out about the academy's secret and totally regrets it. Unable for her memories to be erased since she has known about it for days, she is forced to interact with people she prefers not to interact with. Disclaimer: I do not own Vampire Knight. It rightfully belongs to Matsuri Hino.

Stella Carina Malfoy is the twin sister of Draco Lucius Malfoy. She is a highly talented and powerful witch. Being different than the rest of her family, she connects more with Dumbledore. Now, the Dark Lord has risen again and has taken interest in the girl.

She is a high school girl who has been able to see spirits since she was five. He is a sadistic apparition who loves the color of her face when she blushes. After a fateful encounter which almost ended in tragedy, he is determined to keep her happy so he can see that color again and again. A Tsukasa x Reader Fanfic