Immediate Regret (Please Don't Read Edition)

Hey Ella, if you come across this . . . happy reading? {Oh shit, I fucked this one up. But since we're here now, why don't we try this again?} Mr. Horner, I do not know why the hell you would be on Wattpad, however, since there is the slim chance of your eyes dancing with these pages, be gone. {God damn! We had a one...