Yes, I lost my father and he was the best man in the whole world. Yes, I have a stepmother who is a witch and whom I hate most passionately. Yes, I have two stepsisters that are a pain in my arse and who lost their brains when they were little. Yes, my life is like a cliché from a bloody fairy tale, but you know what is missing? The fucking Prince Charming! And where is he? Nowhere to be found! Probably he's dancing in his palace with a stupid and empty-headed Barbie. Arsehole. Who needs him, anyways? Certainly, not me. I'm almost Cinderella, but you can call me Ella. BOOK #1 in the Aware Princess Series flower: Gladiolus, t symbolises "Strength of character, honour, conviction."

Percy Jackson used to have everything. A girlfriend, awesome friends, a cool dad. But noticed the keyword: used. When Percy's new half brother comes, everything important to him was taken away. He runs away and was taken in by Chaos. Years later, he is told to go back to Earth to help those who betrayed him. How will he cope? Read to find out!

A bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!

Percy Jackson has been called a murderer by the person he loves: Annabeth. Percy is ordered to leave camp, and meets the Universal Master, Lord Chaos, who happens to be his actual father. Learning that he is Omega, an all powerful Primordial, Percy meets his evil uncle End, faces extreme levels of pain and torture, celebrates with the Heroes of Olympus, and confront Gaia in a battle to the death. Will Percy ever get Annabeth back?