"May I take your order?" "Medium fries," the girl said.

A collection of Super Mario poetry. Some are themed from various games and others are patterned after songs. All written by me, NintendoJedi.

In the past, you have likely read many dashing tales of brave, fearless heroes. This is not one of those tales. Welcome to Luigi's Stoopid Mansion, a wonderful funhouse of hillbilly-ish ghouls, moldy pizza, bad singing and excitingly gruesome traps of death. The stoopidity is open 24/7 with no extra charge(as long as you don't mind losing your head while listening to annoying old guys repeat themselves twenty times). When a freakishly short fat guy becomes ANOTHER short fat guy's new wall ornament, you know something stoopid is about to go down... and that calls for a screaming, inexperienced and introverted hero to save the day... er, uh, night. Watch Luigi star as himself in the wonderfully uncut, terribly unedited version of his first REAL adventure... with a guaranteed scream every five seconds! (It's just an average night in paradise.) Now we'll get to the conclusion of this cheesy ad and BEG YOU ON HANDS AND KNEES to check out this stoopidly stoopid version of Luigi's Mansion like you've never seen it before... Based (loosely) on the original Nintendo title. Featuring loads of references, songs, possible cracks at random people, and as always, stoopidity.