**COMPLETED** Craig Tucker, the infamous stoic teenager of South Park, had a secret habit of needing to know everything about everyone. Every piece of dirty laundry, every skeleton in someone's closet, every truth that was supposed to be someone's secret never remained a secret from Craig. He knew everything about everyone except for a twitchy, anxiety-driven boy named Tweek Tweak, who somehow remained a mystery to him. As his curiosity grew stronger and he became closer to Tweek, he didn't expect that getting closer to him would change everything.

Tolkein, now trusted by his parents to go by himself, invites his friends to the summer resort that his family travels to every year. He decides to bring along seven of his friends, under the requirement that they must all pair up and share a room... Cut to Craig Tucker, a seemingly apathetic boy who in all reality, secretly does give a shit. Having no one else left, he is forced into pairing up with Tweek, a boy who can't seem to keep his chill. Sharing a room with some guy he barely knows isn't really that big of a deal...That is unless there is a shortage of beds for PLOT CONVENIENCE. Just when they thought it couldn't get any more awkward, something unsuspecting happens...After an accidental first kiss between the two of them, these assholes begin to see each other in a whole different light. Will Craig and Tweek actually be able to make it through the summer? It all depends on whether or not they can handle the embarrassments to come... Art on cover made by yours truly.